cappuccino conservative

A self-centered individual with conservative political values and leanings who thinks nothing of spending upwards of $5 for a single cup of hot liquid (cappuccino) but is less likely to have empathy for the less fortunate by supporting social/political causes catering to the "underserved" because it does not provide a good return on their investment i.e., United Way, Habitat for Humanity or Planned Parenthood. The conservative belief is that they pulled themselves up by their bootstraps, so should others beneath them on lower rungs of the economic ladder.

The cappuccino conservative (CappuCon) turns a deaf ear to the plea for supporting efforts to raise the minimum wage because he worked hard for his six-figure salary and believed others should do the same. The cappuccino conservative also is not supportive of United Way efforts because too much of the money goes to programs for people on the other side of the tracks.

by Mike right March 13, 2012

Compulsive App Closing

Someone that closed an App as soon as they exit out of it.

His Compulsive App Closing is so extreme that in 4 hours his Iphone went only from 100-96%.

by Rushabc7 February 4, 2014

Compucide

Unnatural death of a computer via intentional misuse, negligence, or incompetence.

My mother is on her third laptop in four years. She's lucky compucide isn't a crime.

by TMH88-UK June 14, 2017

Compusician

Compusician - A term created to distinguish actual groups and solo musicians that practice their instruments tirelessly for 100s to 1000s of hours to be perfect for live replication compared to those who just press play on a laptop or don't replicate 100% of their compositions live. DJs and most pop music producers are compusicians.

Compusic - Music made with and played by computers.
It is mostly done with little to no live physical performance value which usually is a cheaper, quicker, and easier alternative to music played 100% live with legitimate performance value, played live in its entirety.

Genres such as Rap/Hip-hop, EDM, Dubstep, Chillstep/Chill, and House are perfect examples of this.

While, genres that are the opposite of this (Music) are: Metal, Rock, Classical, Jazz, and Electronic music done by bands.

1. DeadMau5 said DJs (even including himself) are button pushers and don't play anything live, therefore they're compusicians, not musicians.
Fellow DJ: Wow! Thanks for blowing our cover, Joel! You asshole!
Other DJ: Hey! I use just a drum pad live and everything else is from my computer, does that still count?!
Reply to DJs: No, it's still compusic.

2. They don't play 100% of the music live, where's the performance ethics in that? Even if its a band with ambience like at least 80% minimum is still performed live, though.

by Words From Some Guy July 11, 2018

Cappu

cappu is a funny and wholesome person, they always have a funny opinion and will make a situation bright, they are a friendly muffin and deserve to be protected at all cost

person 1: hey did you see cappu yesterday
person 2:oh cappu, you mean the wholesome one?

by Jesus chan June 9, 2020

Reply Compulsive Disorder

The need to reply to a text message no matter what it says.

Girl:"lol"
Dude:"yep
Girl:"Reply Compulsive Disorder"

by Smitty the man December 27, 2011

Salty Cappuccino

Sex act where the participants engage in anal intercourse then the man pulls out, flips the recipient over, and ejaculates on their chest in the shape of a heart.

Before she could respond, Jane was on her back and the recipient of a salty cappuccino. Looking down at the perfectly shaped heart on her chest, she knew she was in love.

by Rmdeecee May 22, 2016