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Cool beans 

The term beans can be used as a slang word word for testicles, as they often resemble a pair of large legumes.
In mammals, the "beans" are usually located outside of the main torso. This is to aid in temperature control as core body temp is too warm for successful creation of viable sperm.

It is better for the reproductive chances of mammals for their "beans" to remain cool.
Hence, "cool beans" came to mean "good", or that all is well. Its use then grew, and it is now often used to indicate hearty approval
You got a PS5 for Christmas? Cool beans!
Cool beans by LowJack79 December 28, 2020
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Cool Beans 

The phrase most frequently used when expressing grave disappointment in the Catholic Church.
Not another choir boy Francis! Cool Beans.
Cool Beans by Robloxboy69 November 10, 2021

cool beans 

Origin. Jack and the beanstalk.

Jack, a poor country boy, trades the family cow for a handful of magic beans, which grow into an enormous beanstalk reaching up into the clouds, to which his mother replies “cool beans”
whoa, that massive stalk grew over nightthat’s wild… cool beans
cool beans by doctor tj December 4, 2021

Cool Beans 

What someone says when they are no longer interested in what you are saying.
Aiden: I went to the Museum of Natural History over Christmas break, and it was awesome!

Joe: Cool beans.

Cool BEANS 

Cool beans but cooler because the beans part is capitalized. <- what people thinks

Sarcastic way of saying cool beans. You don't mean it. Or you don't believe it. <- Real definition
Some dude: When I was two, I could cook pasta.
You: Cool BEANS! I never known you were that smart. And I never knew you could bear extreme heat.

Some dudette: I'm hot.
(The single) You: Cool BEANS! Guess what? I have a boyfriend/girlfriend!
Cool BEANS by Weirdo007Agent March 29, 2022

Cool beans 

Popularized in the 2010's by Urban teens in Palm Beach county and South Florida Area

Meaning sounds good or can be used in the sarcastic way as well
Hey Jesse the food is ready ! Sam replied "cool beans"

cool beans 

the usage of cool beans is to reassure someone of the state (usually good) of an object or statement