Conan Exiles

The game where no matter where you go, something is going to try to pin you to a corner and rapidly force their combo onto you until you die and uninstall the game.

Me: *Joins a PvE server in Conan Exiles*
*a hoard of goats and a pack of wolves join together to kill me*
Me: "fuck this game"
*Uninstalls*

by Chickenmaster691 March 28, 2019

conall haldane

super noodle ungrateful junkie who makes his family eat rations and uses them a tiktok slaves
so he can buy consoles and vbucks

oh no its conall Haldane gobble your rations quickly

by Yarhenpops January 1, 2020

Conan Gray

a perfect amazing boy who can dance and sing and paint and i will marry hkm

friend: can you stop talking about Conan Gray

Me: stfu no wh0re

by ihatebroccoli March 6, 2021

conansexual

the sexual attraction to everyone who looks like Conan O’Brien regardless of their gender

person 1: Hey wanna date?
person 2: I’m conansexual, so unless you look like Conan O’Brien, then no.
person 1: Okay. *dyes hair red and performs the string-dance*
person 2: *bow-wow, ruff-ruff, etc.*

by Gribble67 May 25, 2022

dell conagher

engineer

Dell Conagher: Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems.

Dell Conagher: Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

Dell Conagher: I solve practical problems.

by poploop345 May 28, 2021

Conall

• an Irish lad

• a cookie-disaster
• enjoys potatoes

• is a new definition of "Edge-e"
• has deepened feelings for memes

It's a Conall.

by agummymystery August 19, 2017

conan'd

v.

To be fired at the top of your career.

also:

To be pushed aside by a man with a big chin.

I feel bad for Jimmy, he brought in so much more for the company and still got conan'd.

by yaopue January 18, 2010