contractophobe

Those with a debilitating fear of signing a pre-nup before walking down the aisle. Otherwise known as a gold-digger’s worst nightmare.

Mike: I hear Johnnie and Kate are getting married.
Sam: Hmm… I wonder how that’s going to go over… Kate is a serious contractophobe.

by freckleface3000 May 13, 2009

contradicting shit-giver

A person that busts your balls over something when they too are guilty of it.

Duder 1: "Ok, I'm down. Hey Pete you down to kick it tomorrow night?"

Duder 2: "Yea right you gotta ask his ass like a month in advance. He's always too busy on short notice."

Pete: "Yea sure, I'm down. How about you dude?"

Duder 2: "Oh shit....um.....well I'm busy."

Pete: "You're such a contradicting shit-giver."

by westfalia January 19, 2010

Conradical

The most amazing Man to have ever lived. Glad to have loved and lost than ever never loved at all. I'll miss him forever: i.e. The children are lucky to have the father he has become. Clemson race steady pace ice man. A strength admired for the challenges he has encountered and lived threw it all to become an admirable man. Compared to all that try'ed to break his will to love one woman. She was an idiot to ever think his bro's told her the truth. A trustworthy man that deserves the credit for the person he is to us all. Rad I'm so sorry and hopefully this will one day reach you. But you have chosen and I cannot under good conscious ask for love from him due to faults alone in the Polar lands of my own head.

Conradical is the Man.

Why do you have to be so Conradical dude.

God she's an idiot for giving up instead of giving in and letting the fears in her head go.

Conradical always told me not to let go as fast paced as he was and I dropped the ball in mid air. He deserves the best I hope she gives that to you. Lord knows I Try to do my best to keep my sanity over what has bee created in this world between us.

by WlfdgBrokeGameover January 30, 2010

Private Contractors

The politically correct word used for Mercenaries like those good ol' boys over at Blackwater.

News Anchor: Today in Iraq, private contractors shot 15 civilians because they looked at them wrong.

by JthanS December 28, 2007

put out a contract on

To hire or attempt to hire an assassin to kill (someone)

1) The mob put out a contract on the police informer.

2) Barf shows his muscle by putting out contracts on relatives he hates to kiss. (From "The Simpseones", a parody of "The Simpsons" in Mad Classics magazine).

by Charlize October 6, 2007

Vaginal Contractor

An individual who seeks out and manages herds of women for sale of sexual goods and services. These individuals are predominately males of African-American decent who have an intriguing gravitation to dark shades of purple. His employees are frequently called out as a “ho” or “biatch” (bee-a-ch), and they often participate in one of the few bargaining existences in our modern market economy. The revenues created by a ho’s diligent work are often redistributed through the contractor as he takes a majority share of the earnings in exchange for protection and a constant supply of work. The most common action that a vaginal contractor participates in is a slap, specifically the “pimp slap”. It is a back-handed smack in the face as a reaction to either a ho’s bitch slap (see palm up slap) or insufficient funds generated by an individual biatch. It is also common for a vaginal contractor to have sustained a leg injury (most likely from a bad case of the angry pirate) and needs physical assistance walking with a diamond encrusted cane.

Vaginal Contractor - I don’t know what you know about me, I’m a motha fuckin’ V.A.G.I.N.A.L C.O.N.T.R.A.C.T.O.R.!

by Mack Daddy Mik August 19, 2006

Contradiction

"Compassionate Conservative."

I am a compassionate conservative. Please excuse me, I need to go join the army so I can kill - no, I mean "help" - the people in Iraq.

How come some people can have examples without the word and I can't?

Contradiction

by Abudoobie January 9, 2006