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contact

Shortened form of "Contact High," which is getting a high from secondhand marijuana smoke.
Larry hung out with his stoner friends last night and didn't smoke, but he got a contact just from being around them.
by James A F. August 12, 2005
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contraception

used to prevent pregnancies
use contraception when you have sex
by todd08 April 17, 2005
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contract lesbian

A contract lesbian is a celebrity, such as a musician or actress, who must act and date as if she is a lesbian for publicity. They are also usually not allowed to date men until their contract is up, to keep it from being found out that they're not really lesbian.
Lydia: Each girl in T.A.T.U. is a contract lesbian.
Brandon: What the hell is a contract lesbian?
Lydia: You know, they acted like lesbians 'cause it said they had to in their contract, just so "All The Things She Said" would get airplay.
Tony: So they're not really lesbians, but rather they just get paid to act like they are in public?
Lydia: Exactly.
Daniel: Damn.
by Quack Quack January 30, 2006
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contacts

1)*predominant usage of the word* Contact lenses, AKA small pieces of plastic (which these days are usually pretty soft, as compared to the older, stiffer "hard" contacts) which are basically stuck on your eyeball as a replacement for glasses. They have grown in popularity in the last several years, to the point where many people have them because they
a)find them better than glasses
or b)think they'll look cooler without their glasses.
Watching people put in contacts is rather gross, and some people will tell you they hurt a lot or aren't worth all the trouble they cause. But many others love having contacts and would never go back to wearing glasses.
2) people you contact for information (similar to sources)
1) My friend just got contacts cause he was sick of his glasses.
2) My contacts within the agency told me that the president was planning to unleash a new program soon.
by andriod5 September 20, 2005
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whispering eye contact

Lesbian: I made whispering eye contact with that hot girl in accounting
by huey197 March 29, 2010
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Congrats Bro

Congratulating a bro, for doing a hoe, or accomplishing something. Commely used between Cub players. Can also be used when someone says a long story for nothing, or when you don't know what to say.
Bro 1: Dude, I had this unreal time with a chick last night, she was so unreal in bed.
Bro 2: Congrats bro.
by congratsbro July 1, 2011
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Contracrapper

A name for any dog that is extremely picky about where it takes a shit.
My dog's a real contracrapper, i hate taking it out to go to the bathroom. It never takes less than 20 minutes!
by THEbigAGGIE July 18, 2011
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