Continental Breakfast

A sexual procedure involving a small amount of cooking. Ideal for horny mornings or just for those with some kind of food fetish. At least 1 egg will be required, if not more.

The egg yoke is used for lubrication in either vaginal or anal sex (careful of little flecs of eggshell). After the man has ejaculated, the puree of fluids is caught in a bowl or straight into a pan and fried. Top with a sprinkling of salt and a dash of pepper and serve ala carte. Delicious!

"Bitch was naggin first thing in the mornin, so I fucked her up a quick continental breakfast."

by Ringo Ruben January 24, 2008

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The Continental

Taking a girl or guy out on a first date that consists of multiple locations, all relative to a different country. An example would be; dinner at a Thai resturant, an Imax movie about Penguins in Antarctica, then Drinks at an Irish Pub.

"I gave that girl The Continental."

by BevBoy September 23, 2005

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To Be Continued

Later that day. . .

I AM GONNA KILL YOU! *pushes off train* TO BE CONTINUED

by TheManInTime May 31, 2017

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contingent factor

A fact that a bunch of other stuff hinges upon. If true, it makes lots of causally related stuff likely true and if not true, then related stuff is likely false. For example, the fact that the climate is getting warmer is a contingent factor for global warming, or the fact that the world is actually getting better, and is better than it ever has been (see Stephen Pinker, "The Better Angels of our Nature"), even though it feels day to day like a stinking pile of diseased flabby fat rolls, is a continent factor that global trade is not evil.

Being caught red handed creeping with the girl next door is a contingent factor that you cheated; it was you.

by dahlek May 23, 2017

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