Scottish Confetti

Similar to, "Irish Confetti," but instead of rocks and sticks being used as projectiles in a rebellious protest, the projectiles consist of feces and buckets of piss.

When they were publicly protesting the taxes on city water-pipes, Angus and his crew got so wound-up that they threw Scottish Confetti towards the Governor's podium; can someone please go bail them out?

by mysticklemom February 13, 2021

The Confetti Zone

A generic term that can be use to describe who you love, how you love, and who arouses you in any way that isn't heteronormative.

"Ally thinks she wants to date women now. "
"She's gay?"
"I think she's exploring. I guess she's in the confetti zone."

"Jamie keeps trying to kiss girls when she's drunk."
"Isn't she married to a dude?"
"Yea, but I think she's in the Confetti Zone."

by Juliathemermaid April 15, 2023

Toilet Confetti

The left-over poop particles after a poop has been flushed.

"I walked in the bathroom and could tell you had a pot party from all the toilet confetti gathered at the bottom of the bowl."

by Diana Clark March 7, 2014

Finger Confetti

When someone accidentally blows their fingers off while popping fireworks on the 4th of July, leaving a gruesome mess.

“Careful with those fireworks, you don’t want to make finger confetti!”

by Crubaccca July 3, 2024

Ghost-confetti

a person that looks pretty but has a crappy personality.

Friend:"He so pretty but has a crappy personality"

Me:" You sure can choose ghost-confetti"

by Psycocat May 1, 2021

Instant Confetti

When one does an enormous sneeze without covering their mouth.

my god move your father is sneezing "instant confetti"

by aztekerz February 24, 2009

Confetti Cannon

Shoving colorful nerds/pop rocks into your ass hole and then farting in the face of your partner.

Hey babe, I want you to toss my salad so I can blast my Confetti Cannon in your face.

by TheWh1teSh4dow November 4, 2025