Confetti tampon

The insertion of a party popper in place of a tampon for celebratory purposes
Tammy celebrated her negative pregnancy test with a confetti tampon.
by Twaat_head April 26, 2015
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colburn confetti

Scratchcard scratchings
Fuck me there's colburn confetti all over outside shop must of been a wedding
by Dave Angel eco warrior January 24, 2021
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Confetti yawn

Vomiting
He drank so much that he had a confetti yawn.
by Put Bull November 30, 2019
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makeshift confetti shower

The act of placing confetti on a ceiling fan blade's, then spinning the fan (or turning it on). The fan will throw the confetti all around the room.
Person A: Why is the room a mess?
Person B: Because I did a makeshift confetti shower.
by ChameleonDragon May 27, 2019
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cock confetti

The white detritus left stuck to your dick from cleaning up after a masturbation session, usually toilet paper.
Guy1: So did you bang Ally last night?

Guy2: No man, she took my pants off and was turned off by the cock confetti. I guess i forgot to shower.
by mike2285 August 07, 2012
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Culo Confetti

When there residual pieces of toilet paper around the anus, causing it look a small party was had around your butthole.
When tossing his salad I noticed the culo confetti lingering from their previous trip to the bathroom
by ChanelEastCoast69 March 16, 2024
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Toilet Confetti

The left-over poop particles after a poop has been flushed.
"I walked in the bathroom and could tell you had a pot party from all the toilet confetti gathered at the bottom of the bowl."
by Diana Clark February 27, 2014
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