Conjoined Conception

A form of conception widely discredited by western medicine, conjoined conception involves a set of conjoined twins that act as a transportation vessel to stimulate and prepare semen for their journey to the ovum.

The conjoined twins sit between the conceiving couple and light incense to create a fertile space. One of the twins then orally pleasures the male until completion, being sure to collect all the seed in their mouth. They then transmit the collected fluids into the mouth of the other conjoined twin, masterfully delivering every last drop of the payload. Finally, the conjoined twin puts their mouth to the vagina of the future mother and forcefully project the semen into the vagina, completing the rigorous ceremony.

After months of attempting to conceive, Mary asked John if he could ring up his brothers for a conjoined conception.

by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021

Immaculate Conception Catholic Academy

this school is located in Jamaica Estates, Queens, NY.
and its ass.

laura: you go to Immaculate Conception Catholic Academy??
jimmney: yeah. its smells like ass all the time

by i8utoo February 12, 2021

condom break conception

when a child is mistakenly conceived after a condom breaks

Guy 1 : That guy"s mom didn't intend to have him.

Guy 2 : Yeah, he's a condom break conception.

by MATTBRENNANO November 15, 2016

airbus a390 concept

The airbus is a longer triple decker or just same thing but longer THE AIRBUS A390 IS THE SAME AS THE A380 BUT LONGER AND BIGGER,Anyway, it is a concept.So im not sure if it will come out but we will never know...well maybe we will...ANYWAY remember, know WHAT AN AIRBUS IS. IT'S AN AIRCRAFT MANUFACTURE. Have a nice day

Mike:who's joe?!
Jake:idk
Mike:JOE MAMA!!!
Jake:bruh

Airbus:SCREW BOEING WHEN WE HAVE THE AIRBUS A390 CONCEPT!!!
Mike&jake:wtf?!?
Boeing: >:(

by Boeing 747 fan October 31, 2019

concert masturbation

n. The act of a musician placing his hands inside his pants and stimulating his penis while playing a show. Most often occurs while the musician is either under the influence of drugs or facing boredom during a fellow band member's solo performance.

The lead singer of Green Day got away with concert masturbation last night. I'm just glad no one in the audience thought they could do the same thing.

by shootinshark February 28, 2009

concert

a musical show, with people playing music

i went to a green day concert

by that's miss bitch to you September 25, 2005

concerto

A musical composition in three movements, with two sets of instruments, one larger than the other. Typically a concerto has a solo instrument play with an orchestra.

Examples of concertos are Bach's Italian Concerto in F major (for Harpsichord) and Elgar's Cello Concerto in E minor.

by carpo August 22, 2004