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piss complected cum bubble

When a jaundice complected girl is slobing on your knob and she swallows your cum, then burps, causing her burp to buble up with cum.
Get away from me you piss complected cum bubble from hell!
by hardcoreirish1 November 30, 2004
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Complicated Dick

When the dick is AMAZING, but the person tied to it has a lot of baggage.
"Rickie has an amazing dick, but it's complicated as hell."
"OMG that Tyrone is one complicated dick if i've ever seen one."
by DanteJefferson2999 May 16, 2019
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Complicated

(1.) A word someone uses, whenever there's a hard (but simple) reality in front of them, they don't want to face.

Things that are genuinely/inherently complicated, are called, "complex". (You'll notice nobody refers to their relationship status as "complex", because deep down even they know they're lying to themselves. )

(2.) A synonym for "None of your business".
(1.) He says he doesn't want a relationship right now, because he's got a lot going on. His direct response and terrible excuse make things so complicated. Ugh. Whatever will I do with these obscure words shrouded in mystery?

(2.) Person A: "How about you tell me that Mountain Slope story Sheila?"

Person B: "Maybe another time Jerry. It's complicated."
by Olive989 March 3, 2023
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Coplicated

When any situation gets so out of control and the police have to get involved.
I was at this banging party last night then shit got coplicated.
by Jb Webb January 11, 2014
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Complimate

An insult disguised as a compliment used to secretly burn slower individuals. Can also be used to bait internet bullies who will foolishly think you tried to spell compliment
Paul: wow that was a really nice thing you said about tori
Me: nah fuck her it was a Complimate I meant the opposite of it. And I bet that bully Liz will foolishly pounce on it and make a fool of herself.

Paul: lol
Me:lol
by Bobrossislove July 18, 2016
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COMPLICREATE

A complicated situation that is purposely created by a person to gain something, or to make trouble
1. I know you planned for me to see you with your ex, just so I would get jealous and pissed. You just wanna complicreate shit, so we can argue and fight, drama queen! 2. Why would my ex Janelle run and tell my girl that I was still in love with her? it's not true, she's just complicreating shit, so my girl will not trust me. 3. Why are you surprised that your boy friend broke up with you? you complicreated stuff when u pushed him away purposely just so he would chase after you. I guess he had enough.
by Brittany T April 15, 2008
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Complicado

A drink originally composed of coffee, but made so complicated it can hardly be referred to as a liquid anymore. Usually ordered by low self-esteem in order to prove their own self-worth.

Note. The customer ordering this is unlikely to tip.
Customer: Hi, could I get a tall-

Barista: We called them small here-

Customer: Yeah, a tall, quintuple shot latte, no foam, with soy milk, fat-free chocolate, sugar-free vanilla, and heated to precisely 185.2 degrees. And can I get that in a venti cup-

Barista: We call them LARGE here-

Customer: Yeah, in a venti cup so I can empty your cream pitchers? And served on a gold platter?

Barista: One complicado. Coming right up.
by ServingLouie May 7, 2011
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