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Competitive Dog Fisting

Competitive Dog Fisting, or CDF, is a term used when a group of people begin randomly competing over something meaningless, using a lot of effort. If it's all in the name of good fun, it's just Dog Fisting.
You see those idiots? Competitive Dog Fisting over a spot in a frozen yogurt line.
by Competitive Doog Fister June 15, 2017
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competitive leisure

In contrast to “leisure”, which can be idle time of ease, respite, and relaxation, competitive leisure is the use of free time to engage in an activity, typically done only to relax and relieve stress, to instead compete to achieve a goal in order to feel superior to others who may also enjoy the same leisure activity, so that the leisurely feelings of ease, respite, and relaxation are dependent on winning, besting others, and succeeding at pointing out to others one’s own superiority.
Eric and Tim rode their fat tire bikes up the mountain trail in the snow for an hour, neither one wanting to quit, letting their fun ride become a battle of competitive leisure.
by PlasticSurgeryNinja June 6, 2019
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Competitive Ranked mode

Essentially an opportunity and excuse for both skilled and unskilled players to sweat their arses off trying to obtain a virtual ranking with no material value.
Player 1: Dude I was playing some Competitive Ranked mode, damn everybody is so sweaty!
Player 2: Man that's just how it is in ranked. It's basically the definition of the phrase!
by gayfaggotniggerman September 20, 2020
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Hackward Compatible

When a user writes workaround code to deal with a software bug, and then the programmer later fixes the bug which breaks the workaround code. It is not hackward compatible.
User: This update broke the software!
Programmer: No, the update fixes the software, it simply is not hackward compatible.
by FenderQ September 1, 2019
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Overwatch Competitive

hey have you tried Overwatch competitive
no
why
cancer
by hot_sexy boaiii February 14, 2022
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Dislike complaint videos

Videos that try to force viewers to stop disliking the uploader's videos, but they fail so hard so that we can dislike videos whatever we want.
The "Dislike complaint videos" trend is a abomination and should be removed from the internet
by Ryan900USAYT January 8, 2023
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child negro competition

A place where exclusively white children start competing (Exclusively white children no child negro competitions allowed )
94 intervening Muslims child negro competition
by bigmacniggadickcheese May 2, 2022
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