The inner compass

Aka the penis. The dictator of what makes men do the things they do.

“The inner compass led Brendan to deflower his pet alpaca, much to the the disgust of his wife”.

“Larry, a balding and overweight failing real estate agent, made the bold decision to purchase a BMW convertible. Actually it wasn’t Larry, it was his mid life middle compass”.

by The Shoebill Storker April 13, 2022

Compassion Cupcake

When your buddy is feeling down, you fill their ass with an “ample amount” of coolwhip and eat it out. Great for rainy days, it’s sure to make you feel better when you’re sad.

My buddy Rafael is looking upset today. I think I’ll give him a tasty compassion cupcake.

by xX_odie_Xx October 23, 2019

Nautical compass tattoo

A form of telling others he or she is attracted to the same gender.

Hey look that dude has a nautical compass tattoo he must be gay.

by Nardwik November 19, 2023

Compassing

When your erection points in the direction of the person you want to fuck.

Jeff says "That bitch got me compassing right now."
John says "Then go plunge!"

by Thy Primordial April 30, 2022

Compass hickey

When you give hickeys around the belly button to make it look like a compass.

Gave the babe a compass hickey so she can always know where north is.

by Swangyd November 23, 2023

Golden compass

A well endowed white gin jockey that thinks he is God's gift to black women but sadly is far from it....

I scored with that golden compass from the club last night, worst 2 minutes of my entire night.

by TheRealAustralians August 18, 2021

Bologna compass

When one extends their scrotum to resemble a compass and uses his penis as the needle.

Look at my bologna compass. It always points true north.

by Nakeytime May 25, 2025