A Butt Commando is a homosexual male that sneaks up behind heterosexual men and sneakily pulls their pants down forcing their cock inside their anus. After a man has been the victim of sexual harassment by a butt commando they are scarred for life and tend to wear tighter pants.
Man 1: Dude you won't believe this but I saw a short, sneaky, butt commando in the street the other day.
Man 2: Woah man did he sneak up on anyone?
Man 1: Yeah he sneaked up on this muscular business man and pulled down his pants whilst the dude was on the phone and managed to penetrate the dude's ass for a few seconds before he noticed.
Man 2: What did he do after?
Man 1: He just turned around and ran away fast.
Man 2: What a Butt Commando.
Man 2: Woah man did he sneak up on anyone?
Man 1: Yeah he sneaked up on this muscular business man and pulled down his pants whilst the dude was on the phone and managed to penetrate the dude's ass for a few seconds before he noticed.
Man 2: What did he do after?
Man 1: He just turned around and ran away fast.
Man 2: What a Butt Commando.
by goldenfinch January 4, 2014
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The first Star Wars game where your main character is not one of the all powerful Jedi Knights. Your main strategy in this game is stay hidden for as long as you can, then when the time is right jump out and take down anything that moves with 300 shots of sky blue plasma. Then when you run out of ammo throw grenades, then take out your pistol and bash in a battle droids durasteel skull. Not to mention this game features Clones with a sense of humor.
Sev: "Ah... more bugs, more kills."
Scorch: "That was for Delta 23! Or, or…was that 32?"
Fixer: "Six-Two, could you cut the chatter until you've got something useful to say?"
Boss: "You lizards need to learn I'm a lot scarier than you are."
quotes from Republic Commando
Scorch: "That was for Delta 23! Or, or…was that 32?"
Fixer: "Six-Two, could you cut the chatter until you've got something useful to say?"
Boss: "You lizards need to learn I'm a lot scarier than you are."
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by Landon Melcher June 18, 2007
Get the Republic Commando mug.Any lame-ass punk who runs around 'playin' tha Biker, wearing the drug store crap (t-shirts, wallets, etc) Especially from OCC & WCC without knowing what THE DUES are! much less having PAID them!!!
Any sidewalk commando can buy tha crap at Wally World, but I've NEVER seen one with tha BALLS ta pay his DUES!!!!
by Grizzly IX September 1, 2006
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Get the Winter Commando mug.Similar to going "commando", but instead of wearing only pants and not underwear, you were a sweatshirt and no shirt, commonly done by girls who are
1. sluts
2. to dam lazy to get dressed
3. sluts
1. sluts
2. to dam lazy to get dressed
3. sluts
by gangsterhomieattack December 26, 2011
Get the Texas Commando mug.1.A lesbian.
2.A woman who likes to get her tougue around another womans vagina.
3.A woman who wears army boots and shaves her head.
2.A woman who likes to get her tougue around another womans vagina.
3.A woman who wears army boots and shaves her head.
Look at those two Anchovy Bay Commandos! They must like the smell of rotten fish eggs on their breath.
I personally prefer that aroma on my cock and balls.
I personally prefer that aroma on my cock and balls.
by Bond... James Bond August 8, 2003
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