YouTube comments section

where a friendly discussion turns to hell

Person 1: that puppy is so cute!
Person 2: ikr
Person 3: I want one like that
Person 4: So do i

a few moments later

Person 1: U GAY KID HITLER IS A NICE GUY
Person 2: NO YOU PIECE OF CRAP HE IS NOT
Person 3: NEIL ARMSTRONG NEVER LANDED ON THE MOON U GAY PIECES OF CRAP

Person 4: YES HE DID U IDIOT
Person 2: 9/11 WAS FAKED STOP LYING

Person 1: WW3 IS GOING TO HAPPEN

Person 4: STFU ALL OF U
Person 3: NO U

Person 1: NO THAT'S FAKE ALIENS ARE IN AREA 51
Person 3: NO THEY ARE NOT
Person 2: TRUMP 2020
Person 4: No trump is gay biden 2020
Person 2: You dare say that biden is so stupid
*Person 1 and 3 left*
Person 4: At least biden isn't a cheeto

Person 4: Trump is a male karen joe is nice
Person 2: Whos joe
Person 4: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Person 2: *Proceeds to report Person 4's channel*
Person 2: No u

YouTube comments section in a nutshell

by Owenndjdokokgf December 18, 2020

That's An Insult To The PEZ Community

A statement you say out of pure anger after two fat dudes working a pawn shop only offer you $1,000 for your $2,500 PEZ collection.

"I can't believe one of them guys offered me a thousand dollars for fucking 50 pieces of PEZ, that's an insult to the PEZ community. I can't believe it; that's why they're chooches."

by eatingapenis May 10, 2021

YouTube Comments

The YouTube comment section is a lot like Yahoo! - you scroll down and wonder why a simple video on how to chop an onion without crying has endless discussions on the nature of religion and reality, and the current government administration.

The problem with many users who spew out their unfiltered stupidity on YouTube videos is that they seriously believe they have the answers to everything. These exceptional individuals are very good at finding something to get angry about in the most innocent passing remark and are looking for suckers with whom they can ‘debate’.

“I got so many angry youtube comments last night just because I said I liked cats even though I think dogs are cute.”

by TauKitty June 12, 2018

YouTube Comment Section

The bane of humanity.

Commenter 1 (or Xx_ShadowNinjaDragon9253_xX): FUK U U BLAK FAG U WUNNU NO WHU UR UP AGENTS MY MOTHER TOLD ME I WAS THE BEST BERSON IN TE WIRLD SH SHE RIGHT IM 9 I CAN #REKT U!!!

Commenter 2 (or CoDFaZePvPProBro6793): U WANNA FIGH ME 1V1 ME HEDSHOT ONLY I MLG 360 NUSKUPE UR ASS U FAG DICK!!!

Welcome to the YouTube Comment Section, where hopes and dreams are crushed.

by AreialInferno January 27, 2015

commuter dan

an extremely deep yet sarcastic, cynical, and intelligent person who likes to untag himself on facebook. often causes laughter and has facebook profile pictures that are literary allusions.

did you read commuter dan's article? it was so deep and he got a 19/20!

by residential emily & lena July 8, 2009

Commit Heather Chandler

To kill someone and disguise it as suicide, like Veronica and J. D. did in the movie Heathers.

"That girl is so annoying, I'm going to Commit Heather Chandler."

by Anabelle Manson May 25, 2018

commit die

a phrase to tell to someone ordering them to die, commonly used by the Despacito spider. Varies in forms: commit toaster bath, cease vital functions, yeetus yeetus commit self deleetus.

Leave me alone and commit die!

by Veridicule December 26, 2018