comic book guy

(noun)

Anyone that has the characteristics of the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons. Some characteristics include:
- arguing excessively (especially on Internet forums) over, for example, minute details about some minor point or the way Spock exhaled as he spoke from the 34th episode of the original Star Trek series from 1950 whatever.
- informing someone of something (like a software release) the moment it happens. "You should be informed Microsoft has released another minor update patch for the Internet Connection Wizard for Windows 95."
- insisting that their interpretation of any given topic is the correct one, with a twist of role playing games and choose-your-own adventure book titles to back their point up.
- fat arsed/ugly with no women in their life except for the mother, sister(s) or pr0n.
- skinny arsed with trimmed facial hair, glasses and a pony tail.
- always has the fastest Internet connection going and is constantly downloading something illegal from the latest p2p or file swarming network.
- doesn't like another person you class as a comic book guy (as comic book guys don't get on because they argue each other in circles and compete to download the latest video driver updates first then email them to the other one)

I left my MSN on auto file accept accidentally and went out. When I got home this comic book guy on my list had sent me about a hundred files he had downloaded off bit torrent. Most of it was pr0n or pictures of wizards from role play games.

by Cabji March 1, 2004

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coming soon

When used on the internet, it means "probably never coming".

Hello welcome to my homepage. My address book is coming soon!

by TacoFaceCat August 19, 2008

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You'll never see it coming

Describes a moment that is both unpleasant and unexpected. Also known as a Last Surprise.

John: Aw, man, so sorry the wind blew your popcorn out of your hand.
Ryan: Ehh, you'll never see it coming anyways.

by PieIsASymbolOfPie December 22, 2018

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coming out

When gay men and women and bisexuals can finally accept who they are and reveal their orientation to friends and family

A perfect example of someone coming out:
Guy:
Gay Guy: Uhhh... Dave? Theres something I need to.. tell you.
Dave: What is it bro?
Gay guy: I think I'm gay.
Dave: Serious? How long have you known?
Gay guy: A year... Can we still be friends?
Dave: sure, man. as long as you're not turned on.

Girl:
Lesbian girl: ..Hey trish?
Trish: what
Lesbian: If I tell you somethng will you completely freak out?
Trish: No! What??? Tell me.
Lesbian: You're totally gonna think Im weird but.. im a lesbian.
Trish: (silent) *laughs* REALLY?!?!?!?!?!? Your kidding
Lesbian: no.. im serious.
Trish: how long have you known?
Lesbian: since i was like..... ten
Trish: Wow.

Bisexual:

Bi Girl: Mom? I need to tell you something. I cant take it anymore.
Mom: What..
Bi Girl.: I'm attracted to girls, mom. And boys. Im bisexual.
Mom: (silent) Really? What if its just a stage in your life..? it could be just a stage!!
Bi GIrl: No.. mom. I know myself better than anyone else. I;m bisexual.
Mom: Wow.
Bi Girl: You're not mad, are you?
Mom: no of course not.
Bi Girl: Okay. (hugs)

by sdfsfsdfsfsd er gdfg September 5, 2006

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Coming to America

One of the funniest movies of the 80s. It was Eddie Murphy's movie. Him and Arsenio Hall were some of the main characters. It's about a prince from Zemunda, Africa who comes to America to find a wife. He goes to Queens, New York with his servant Simmi. He has to get used to the way things are in America and find love as well.

Bypasser:"Fuck you!"
Eddie:"Yes! Yes! Fuck you too!😁"

Interaction between New Yorkers and the prince from Coming to America

by JJWatt April 14, 2014

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