Condom Commercial Kid

A bratty little kid disturbing people in a public place with limited to no control from the parent. Often associated with a sudden desire to increase strength and use of birth control products. Commonly expressed in the grocery store as making a bee-line for the condom isle because of what you saw on the cereal isle. Both parents and non-parents report seeing Condom Commercial Kids.

"I didn't get to enjoy the movie because of that five-year-old (Condom Commercial Kid) right behind me screaming and kicking the back of my seat the entire two hours. On an unrelated matter, no glove--no love, so let's stop by the drugstore on the way home home..."

by arka May 23, 2008

Shitty Comment Can

Much Like bad story bin except for shorter stories that are deemed as comments instead of full length stories. Much like the bad story bin it is created using the arms, except it is smaller and only involves the hands to create somewhat of a can shape that the person will promptly place his shitty comment into.

"Hey dude I got pulled over yesterday"

"HAHA did he like, frisk you?"

*use shitty comment can*

by Sambo314 August 2, 2006

The Comments Section

A comment section is a place of gather between all ages. In the comment section, everyone is here to fight TOGETHER. FIght for the single goal of destroying each other. Together! Together we stand to argue and create a toxic environment.

"The Comments Section is a really beautiful example of humanity." -Said no one ever.

by Meepy_Meh July 6, 2020

Chamber of Commerce Weather

Any type of sunny weather that would attract visitors to your city. In Atlanta, that means 65 degrees and sunny on a Saturday in February.

We had a client team come in from Detroit on Friday, and due to the Chamber of Commerce weather, they just wanted to go to Park Tavern and drink all afternoon.

by IrishMike February 19, 2008

commentversation

Noun: a conversation through coments on a social network such as facebook, twitter, or myspace.

Verb form: Commentverse

I was having an epic Commentversation on Facebook with this kid last night!

by NeilHanlon December 4, 2009

Comede

1.) verb. To be funny.
2.) What comedians do.

It only makes sense.

Stupid English language. If haters hate, comedians comede dammit.
Douchey McChuulerson comeded on your status.

by hamalololol September 16, 2010

Comment Bot

Mainly on YouTube that is a bot that goes around on random videos usually a mixture of popular ones, unpopular ones, and in the middle but overall depends on what kind bot it is. There's 4 types of bots. Porn bots, self promo bots, Scam bots and the rest. Usually the rest would consist of stuff like the YouTube channels that go around on YouTube videos approving everything or Logan kinds of bots that say "wanna be friends" Half of the bots are guarentined malicious and possibly more if the other part of bots try doing something harmful.

David wanted to set up his own comment bot to self promote his channel and earn tons of subscribers.

by AverageUrbanDictionaryUser February 25, 2021