Coconut Waffledog

The act of a person sprinkling coconut on a fresh pile of dog shit then smearing it onto a waffle or pancake. ( Usually a waffle ) The person will then proceed to ejaculate onto it, after which he/she will eat it.

My girlfriend made me a Coconut Waffledog and after eating it my shit smelled like coconut for 3 weeks.

by shox178 November 30, 2011

Coconut Oil

When your skills are worse than Dog Water and Rice Water combined

KID SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR A DOG WATER COCONUT OIL SHITTER LITERALLY KYS

by SnowOz February 6, 2021

Banana-Coconut

A banana-coconut is a rare tropical fruit. They are long, slender, and round They range in length from 4 to 10 inches and average 1 to 2 inches in diameter. There are 4 main colors, black, yellow, red, and white. It grows on trees and is connected by a short stem. During the fall the tree drops its fruit. It discharges its seeds from the tip of the fruit in a gooey, white to clear liquid. The tree is rare because other trees cant grow under the tree, and thats where the seeds usually end up.

When tards try to talk to me, I distract them by saying banana-coconut

by Where's Tardo? January 21, 2011

Soggy Coconuts

Two very sweaty large hairy appendages that belong on a sexy man who speaks both Italian and English fluently.

Tawnya wants Bryan's soggy coconuts.

by Nix Wolfwood June 29, 2012

rusty coconut

When your girlfriend sharts on your ball sack in the middle of her cum.

While riding my man he begged for the rusty coconut. So I did!!!

by Dickshadow September 6, 2014

kush common

Anal sex

Tina likes it kush common style

by AnonDoxy July 29, 2017

common law girlfriend

When two people have been hooking up for an extended period of time but neither will acknowledge the relationship. They like to say they are just friends but spend lots of time just the two of them and sleep together.

Dude 1: I'm busy tonight. Leah and I are going to the movies.
Dude 2: Hanging out with Leah again, huh? How is that girlfriend of yours?
Dude 1: Dude, she is totally NOT my girlfriend. We're just friends.
Dude 2: Bro, you can't bang a girl for 6 months and tell me you're just friends. She is totally your common law girlfriend.

by anonymous7787 August 3, 2012