Skip to main content

Combolationship

Derived from facebook. People whose relationship status changes often
Neph: I am in complicated relationship that has made me a single married widow

One: Damn that is some combolationship!
by Nephanie225 December 14, 2009
mugGet the Combolationship mug.

Combouflage

Covering up your loss of hair by using hair from the side of your head and combing it over the bald spot on the top of your head.
Jess: Wow Norm it looks like you got a new head of hair since I last saw you.

Norm: Nah Jess, I learned to combouflage.
by j3ssme0w December 28, 2009
mugGet the Combouflage mug.

Composing with James

A euphemism for two friends having wild and vigorous sex, but claiming that they are just composing a piece of music before school registration
Where is Rebekah?
Ohhhh she’s just composing with James
by jhakiygsbksjs March 28, 2018
mugGet the Composing with James mug.

weekday combo

The act of masturbating and promptly falling asleep for an inconveniently long amount of time. Usually, but not exclusively performed during the week after business hours. A typical weekday combo will ruin your schedule and leave you feeling gross and unemployed.
Person 1: Hey man how's your research project going? My group made a lot of progress last night!
Person 2: Dude I fucked up... totally hit it with the weekday combo and missed the meeting. I've been asleep for 4 hours.
by *RATM* Mad Boy May 31, 2016
mugGet the weekday combo mug.

Congratulations Combo

A sentence that includes a combination of terms coined from Chris D’Elia’s Congratulations Podcast that is typically utilized in a situation where someone has been an ultimate cuda (see y’cuda definition) and are deserving of knowing so in the highest degree possible.
You can have a gender reveal party all you want!! Now, y’cuda, s’free’cunsh all day long, but turn ‘round...guh gunk. Change it. I just hit you with the congratulations combo dude.
by atruebaby November 3, 2017
mugGet the Congratulations Combo mug.

kentucky combo

Drinking 2 odd things that do not go together at all
Crystal light and soy sauce. That’s all you need to know... Kentucky combo
by Airwrecka Kane December 6, 2018
mugGet the kentucky combo mug.

Highly Combustible Fart Syndrome

An uncommon yet highly infectious disease characterised by the repetitive and highly explosive detonations released from one's rectum, often coinciding with a massive expulsion of shit and piss (shiss, or pisst if you prefer). Strangely, the sizes of the sudden shit-splosions have been measured to be over 10 meters long and contain more force and matter than the unfortunate individual could possibly house. Despite the disease being almost impossible to investigate, it is thought that the sudden force of explosive diarrhea rips a hole in the fabric of the universe, creating a small temporary wormhole allowing more shit to travel through. Some scientists theorise that if the disease was more closely understood, it is possible that it could hold the key to both interdimensional and warp-speed travel.
The exact origin of this disease of this is unknown, but it is theorised to either have been caused by the founding of Taco Bell in 1962, or the popularisation of commercial laxatives in the late 1920s.
Michael: Ah fuck man, the doctor has diagnosed me with Highly Combustible Fart Syndrome. He-
*FUCKING EXPLODES IN A MASSIVE SHOWER OF SHIT AND PISS, INSTANTLY DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN A 10 MILE RADIUS*
Devin, now covered in diarrhea: Bummer, dude.
by sussy among baka balls March 18, 2022
mugGet the Highly Combustible Fart Syndrome mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email