Colonel Sanders

A chicken's worst enemy.

God bless Colonel Sanders for his beautiful creation.

by TheBurninator November 28, 2003

Colonelpork

A person who:

1) Thinks he's a gangsta but really isn't
2) Has had battles with a person on Youtube called Mastuhfury
3) Makes random videos
4) is extremely loyal to his friends and is a great person to have as a friend

I'm gonna call Colonelpork and see what's up.

by frecklessobe March 13, 2010

Colonel Cluster Fuck

A new derogatory term referring to President George W. Bush. Popularized by Danny from tourretesguy.com

"What do you think about George Bush?"

"You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?"

by Lockdown91 June 7, 2007

Colonel Burton

A really cool unit in CnC Generals and Zero Hour, armed with a minigun, explosives, stealth and a knife. Use him well and he can wipe out half a base alone!

That Colonel Burton done some work before you killed him! LOL

by Luke16_89 September 8, 2008

Colognoisseur

A connoisseur of cologne. One who recognizes and appreciates the subtleties of fine colognes and perfumes. He understands industry terminology such as "sillage" and "notes", is unswayed by masculine- or feminine-directed marketing, and he may have expert training or knowledge. He may have a large wardrobe of colognes from which to choose for various occasions and he knows how and when to apply them for greatest impact or close-quarter-only situations.

The masculine equivalent of "perfumista".

Origin: "Quarry" of online fragrance forums.

Tania asked her colognoisseur husband, Luca Turin, what new, cutting-edge cologne he would recommend for her college-bound nephew.

Whew! The loud, cheap-smelling funk coming off Bob let everyone downwind know he was no colognoisseur.

by MadScientist@Basenotes February 27, 2009

Cunt Master Colonel

Someone who is such a cunt that they have reached the rank of Colonel in the cunt brigade.

Your a fucking cunt master colonel!

by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008

Colonel Trautmann

The mentor and commanding officer of John Rambo. Was captured by Vietnamese soldiers at one point, but Rambo busted him out. Colonel Trautmann likes to point out to people what a bad-ass Rambo is.

"This mission is over, Rambo!"

by crazyrabbits June 4, 2005