College Douchebaggery

An extreme form of douchebaggery found at the college level observable to older students.

Also know as the "hip" college crowed put through college on their parents dime.

Usually clad in jerseys, backward caps, or spiked hair.

Loud and generally act with no regard to their fellow students, as they have no other other reason for a higher education other then it being the "right" thing to do.

I'm tired of being surrounded by college douchebaggery all day long.

by jm396 April 28, 2010

college application

the most hated part of all highschoolers, takes up tons of time and is basically just a bitch.

Jason, "brooo, wanna chill tonight?"
Thomas, "nah man, gotta finish this college application."
Jason, "oh yeah that, a total bitch"

by ts@Ng096 October 23, 2013

college

where dreamers can go to secure a plan B for their future employment prospects

Jenny always wanted to be a singer-songwriter, but her parents persuaded her to choose English as a college major, for a fallback plan. She later married a 1950s-style brute who orders her to edit all of his work-related documents and to have dinner on the table by five every night. Life can be so tragic sometimes.

by D.S. Credito March 5, 2015

Collectionist

Someone who collects items or antiques based on their hobby. Ex. Video games, coins, vintage items, toys, etc. Another term for what is commonly known as a collector.

Do you have Super Nintendo's? I want to acquire one because I am a collectionist.

by Shuichi1 August 20, 2019

card collector

Someone who has officially collected more than one v-card.

"Did you hear Sally lost her v-card to a card collector last night"?

by Andrew Rambleon June 9, 2008

College Bob

An individual who is a school procrastinator, acts really hard to show-off/be cool, makes up stories to impress people about his lifestyle, is overly obnoxious/intolerable at times.

(Example 1)
Friend 1: I miss my girlfriend so bad man!
Friend 2: ok?
Friend 1: I haven't had some in a long time!
Friend 2: ok?
Friend 1: I'm about to go crazy man! I can't handle this!
Friend 2: YO! Chill man! Don't be such a COLLEGE BOB!

(Example 2)

Friend 1: Hey guys! we haven't hung out in a long time! SOOO HOW ARE THE LADIIIIES!??
Friend 2: uuh.. i'm talking to this one girl.
Friend 1: YEAAA MY FRIEND IS GETTIN SOME!!
Friend 2: Chill man, your being a COLLEGE BOB again!

(Example 3)

Kevin's mom: So Michael, how's college?

Michael: Not that great. I haven't been studying as much. My GPA is like 2.5.

Kevin's mom: WOAH! that's not good. You have to study more.

Michael: Yea, I'm definitely stepping it up next semester!
(Mom walks away)

Kevin: So what happened man, why you're doing so bad?

Michael: I've been partying so much man!!OMG college is so awesome I LOVE DORMING! I lost track of drinking at so many parties and went to class with hangovers

Kevin: DUDE! who you trying to show off to? Don't be such a COLLEGE BOB!

by Friend of the real Rob November 6, 2012

Middlebury College

A large experimental chamber designed to measure the effects of extreme workload and stress on college students.

Life at Middlebury College: Study study write study all-nighter write drink study drink write write study drink write write write WRITE WRITE all-nighter WRITE WRITE die

by Wise_Truth_Teller November 3, 2012