Clive

The god among biceps. Everytime he makes an entrance, universes collide, the sun explodes, and black holes swallow themselves.

In b4 clive

In between clive

In after clive

by u mad brah? July 3, 2009

coined

To create a new word.

RiCK_420 coined the word fagolette today.

by RiCK_420 May 21, 2005

clivecept

A curl jockey. A person so obsessed with his biceps, be neglects to work on the rest of his body. Has no definition other than his arms. Doesnt know how to squat. Someone whos oblivious to the fact that he looks like crap

"Hey man, look at that stupid clivecept sporting 10 inch calves in his capri pants. I wonder if he knows that he looks ridiculous"

by clivecepts May 15, 2009

Clive

You are so lucky if you have a Clive in your life. They are hysterical and aren't afraid to stand up for people the care about. They have the best dance moves. They usually have brown hair. They are usually very strong and aren't afraid to wrestle a friend or family. They know how to have fun. If you have a Clive in your life keep him in your life.

Wow! Is that the new kid Clive? He looks strong, I hope he'll be friends with me!

by Aystuvw January 23, 2019

convention-drunk

1. when one has been in a constant state of drunkeness over the course of several days (almost mistaken for symptoms of alcoholism);

2. drinking as if it were your job (but occurring on vacation).

3. see crunk, trashed, plastered, FUBAR, shitfaced, swampy

1. I was convention-drunk this past weekend.
2. I can't wait to get convention-drunk in Puerto Rico!

by Si Sless January 18, 2010

Conveniently Gay

When someone in a heterosexual relationship decides that they no longer want to be in their relationship and look for a quick escape by claiming they just realized they are gay.

(Conveniently Gay Female to Long-Term Male Companion): I'm sorry, but I just don't think we can keep seeing each other.

(Male Companion): What? The wedding is next week, did I do something wrong?

(Conveniently Gay Female): No, my best friend just helped me realize that I am actually gay.

(Male Companion): That sucks...

by Gemgasmic August 4, 2009

Post coitem omne animal triste est

A latin phrase meaning, "After sex, every animal is sad."

Curious man: That rhino just had sex, why is it frowning?
Bald-headed man: Post coitem omne animal triste est!
Curious man: Oh, I guess your right.

by PD2 February 12, 2006