cockfused

The fusing of two cocks

Reece and dylan cockfused lastnight, sounded like they enjoyed it.

by chickenwing234 December 21, 2015

cockus

A rooster is a male, a hen is a female, and a cockus is a he/she! ...Or you know, its a cock.
See cockus erectus <--- XD

That's a nice cockus you have on your farm, how much is it?

<Insert naughty sentence here.>

by Xerz December 28, 2004

cockturkey

In 2007, a group of students at U of Michigan stumbled upon a whiteboard drawing of a turkey, similar to ones you drew in the second grade by tracing your hand. This turkey was a trace of someone's cock and balls, altered to resemble a turkey. And so the legend was born.

Floyde Bayiha is a cockturkey.

Honestly, I've come to the conclusion that everyone involved in giving parking tickes are a bunch of cockturkeys.

by justin credible also January 14, 2008

Cockitus

A allergic symptom were a person wants a lemon flavored cock

He has cockitus so they have cocks for special party's.

by Humperdink August 10, 2017

Cockussion

Where a guy hits somebody over the head with his penis and it knocks the person into a daze.

That chick bit his dick when she was giving him head so he whipped out his cock and gave her a cockussion.

by Jarvass May 9, 2009

Cockbush

To stealthily entrap a friend/stranger/relative(?) in a situation whereby you antagonise them over a virtual medium (text, social network, etc.) until they decide to confront you due to frustration and/or the sake of theatrics; in accordance with their response the baiter then surprises the unsuspecting baitee with their emancipated genitalia.

The subsequent reaction to this unabashed exposure on the baitee's part may be subject to a time-delay, depending on the level of tension previously generated before the 'cockbush'.

"My housemate was totes baiting me for a cockbush! He well and truly flashed his dongle in my direction; how sullying."

"Beware that alleyway - cockbushers are known to target those inexperienced in the ways of cockbushing..."

"I cockbushed a total stranger, ergo my prison sentence."

by Phallus in a Pumpkin Patch September 17, 2013

cockusballus

Big man only have this like people named

Lindon and Henry and Lachlan ,never kobe or mason nore Harrison… but the biggest of all cockus Ballus belongs to JACOBS

Big cockusballus is owned by the above- shakespear
Cockusballus means men who play dnd but are also very cool

by Big sexy men June 29, 2021