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Cockgobbler

A Cockgobbler is when a Turkey is impregnated by a redneck Jew boy. Resulting in a new species of Turkey being born with a hunger for man meat, also know as Cock, Penis, Dick, Willy, Pecker, Tally Wacker.
What the fuck is with that Cockgobbler at work he won't stop staring at my dick and licking his lips.
by Sly Baloney November 22, 2017
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cockwobble

Cockwobble is a word used when a girl goes to sit down on your Penis and misses making it wobble
Oh shit that cockwobble hurt
by Howsitgoing123 January 19, 2017
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cockgobbler

one who voraciously dines on cock and will make your shaft look like the shiny and waxed eggroll it was destined to be.
You are a damn good cockgobbler, Mom.
by Beotch December 6, 2003
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Cockwobble

When you shag a woman with a monster pussy, you wobble your cock to touch the sides
I had to do a cockwobble to touch the sides
by Barry Vulva March 7, 2020
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cockgobbling goblin

The absolute peak of being a fucking twat.
by ben tha hunta November 15, 2016
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cockgobble

1. An often used vulgar declaration to indicate that something has gone terribly, terribly wrong.

2. In the days of yore, the cockgobble was said to be the favorite pet of the leprachaun. In the early 1600's "The great cockgobble purge" took place, in which cockgobbles were hunted down for their pelts, which were used to fashion the earliest dildos of our time.
The chocolate milk is all gone? Cockgobble!
by Craigelles April 29, 2006
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cockgobbler

One who enthusiastically enjoys the act of cobbling on the cock......with slight nut nibbling
Dude your girlfriend is the best damn cockgobbler in town.....what....nothing man ive moved on, so should you
by Anonymous April 3, 2003
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