Costco Clusterfuck

When the shoppers of costco all jam up the walking area wating for a popular sample. Impossible to get through, and usually ends up with the sample running out, causing rage.

I was trying to get myself some bread, but that monthly smoothie sample stand was causing a Costco Clusterfuck, and getting through it was impossible.

by armthecoolkid June 18, 2011

bilateral clusterfuck

A clusterfuck in multiple areas of a single project or situation.

That toga party would have been awesome but planning it became such a bilateral clusterfuck, we never could have pulled it off

by Torch252 December 3, 2014

Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure

A Miserable Failure that is a much bigger failure than your typical Miserable Failure.

That absolute dumbass cannot and will never do anything right, he's a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 28, 2020

Doink Doink Clusterfuck

When two professional sports teams play during same time, causing traffic, metro, and bar congestion.z

Both the Nats and DC United play at home on Sunday..that is gonna cause a doink doink clusterfuck.

by Angry Pirate 🏴‍☠️ October 3, 2019

clusternuts

A way to politely describe something that has gone horribly wrong. It's also when something has gone nuts AND is a clusterfuck.

me: Sorry mom. Some servers went clusternuts and I have to stay late at work

by funky49 April 23, 2009

clustercuck

A cuck who watches his girl get gangbanged

Man 1: yo did you hear that Kevin got clustercucked by his girl?

by Taki Senshi October 30, 2017

clusterfuck

Large quantity of confused people in a disorganized manner.

Sorry I'm late, it was a real clusterfuck on main street.

by Anonymous November 24, 2002