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Grapes Clock

The programmer of the ClockCrew, Grapes helps work on the Clock Crew's website and was May's King of the Portal.
grapes is a pr0g master
by Pepsi_max_clock June 23, 2004
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cool clock, ahmed

Something said when confronted with a piece of technology you know absolutely nothing about. Taken from the incident in which a teenager named Ahmed took a standard digital alarm clock, disassembled it and mounted it in a pencil box and took it to school where he was arrested for bringing a hoax bomb. He argued it was an "invention" and, subsequently, president Obama tweeted, "Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House?"
"Hey man, check out my new dodecahedral focusing unit."

"Cool clock, Ahmed."
by snacky95 December 14, 2015
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slut o'clock

Starting from the stroke of midnight, an hour from where a girl (or guy) can be as sexually promiscuous as they desire without judgement of their actions being cast
Girl: what time is it?

Guy1: *looking at watch* it's slut o'clock!

Girl: sweet, time to go get me schlongs o'plenty!

Guy2: woah, what a skank!

Guy1: hey, retract that comment kind sir! For if one had looked at their watch they would see that it is midnight and thus slut o'clock!

Guy2: I do apologise, go about your business fair maiden and good day to you sir!
by davhol June 10, 2012
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fap o'clock

The time of night where a male cannot sleep until he masturbates. This time will last until he successfully masturbates.
"Man, I've been lying in bed for hours and still can't sleep, must be fap o'clock"
by Reptilious July 3, 2012
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Sketch O' Clock

The time during the wee hours of the morning beginning at the first sign of light and ending as soon as the sun breaks the horizon. In relation to staying up all night, as this is the time in which most people realize they are looking sketchy and sleep deprived. Nothing fit for society comes from this time in circumstance. You have had your fun now go to bed.
"Thank God I got home before Sketch O' Clock, my neighbors might start judging me..."

"I went to this awesome party last week! We kept it raging way past Sketch O' Clock!"
by Hysterika Zahmer March 26, 2013
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five o'clock power

When a batter is only good during batting practice.
Wow, did you see that bomb? Mike can sure hit the long ball!

Please, Mike only has five o'clock power. This season he's batting .170 and yesterday he was 0-for-4.
by Mike the Rookie April 14, 2014
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5 o'clock chowder

Its the creamy mess in a females panties by 5 o'clock in the evening. Some girls are prone to 5 o'clock chowder much earlier in the day. The name is derived from its male counterpart- the 5 o'clock shadow.
Megan: "Lets just change out of our work clothes and go straight to the club and find some cute guys!!"
Robin: "I should definitely shower first and get clean drawers because I have a serious case of 5 o'clock chowder going on down there."
by WtfWBL July 27, 2018
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