Clit Clot

(n.) The Clit Clot is a Zulu sexual maneuver studied only recently by Western anthropologists in the past decade. When observed, many it could be described as a "...banging of the drums, the rhythm of the coming war. It starts the primal urges, causing the vaginal juice to flow." The act itself appears similar to the Donkey Punch in theory, however in practice, the hunter faces his vulnerable victim, and the punch is targeted at the mainframe of the female: the clit. Clitoris.

Lady Gaga requested a Clit Clot.

by chewable September 2, 2010

pot clot

Any dump that requires more than one flush; the toilet killer.

"Dude i just took a major pot clot, look i got a pic!"

by Bladebird August 17, 2007

blood clot

stems from blood cloth. blood cloth meaning a tampon. when calling someone a blood clat you are indeed calling them a tampon. so watch those foul mouths.

oi blud clut why on earth are you being so darned annoying! i hope we can put this behind us and instead be friends.

by gallipoli December 12, 2004

Road Clot

When a group of drivers all going the same speed down the highway manage to block the entire road so that nobody can pass. It's not a traffic jam because everybody is still moving.

I was doing 75 down the I-10 and expected to get to Phoenix a little bit earlier than expected when I hit a road clot doing 70 mph. It wouldn't break up and allow me to pass and I became part of it.

by Simi Halu September 9, 2009

raz clot

turd

you no god raz clot

by regrind May 1, 2003

Pussie Clot

A Slang word developed in Jamaica meaning :a woman's vagina. mostly used as a insult to women.

" yeah man quit being a pussie clot and take it like a man!"

"don't call me a pussie clot. Cuz i aint gay!"

by Ian Sipes October 16, 2008

Register Clot

Derived from "blood clot", a register clot stops the flow of commerce by continuing to shop even though they have reached the cash register. They order cigarette cartons that are located in distant locked cabinets, paruse the lottery gaming options available to them, or wait for loved ones who are still retrieving that one can of refried beans that they forgot to pick up during their normal shopping rounds.

(husband & wife on cell phone)
Her: "Honey, are you on your way back from the market yet?"
Him: "I should be, but some damned Register Clot is still waiting for the clerk to return with the 2-for-1 brand of creamy peanut butter"...

by Russell H May 22, 2007