Chomp2K

The literal face of Canada, bigger influence than Nav and Drake. He's also average at NBA 2K.

OMG, I just met Chomp2K and leaked all over myself!

by DefinitelyNotCosmic November 12, 2021

nut chomper

A woman who bitches at a man to the point where he feels she might start chewing on his nuts.

"Man, my girlfriend yells at me so much when she gets mad. She's a real nut chomper."

by DJ Andre October 15, 2009

el chompo

A Mexican dog that likes to bite people.

Aye! Es el chompo!

by Sky Commander Winkie August 30, 2017

Cowboy clamp

A locking vice grip in the shape of a “C” that some people call a cowboy clamp.

Vern and Jeremiah always argue about what a cowboy clamp is.

by IMyourDingleberry September 18, 2020

butt chomper

Someone who is musty crusty and dusty that chomps butts

Omg look at that guy over there. He looks so crusty. He’s definitely a butt chomper.

by Your local suburban mom March 31, 2021

Worker's Chomp

When an employee abuses their lunch break and either uses the corporate card to pay, or takes extra time and later claims it was a business lunch.

You gotta love worker's chomp, today I was out from 11-3 while i told my boss i was meeting a client for lunch. to top it off, i paid for me and my mistress on the corporate card!

by itaub1 May 18, 2009

russian hand clamp

When a fuzzy haired masseuse gives a thorough body massage to the client with goat butter; usually resulting in a nuclear cold war.

I got the best Russian hand clamp back in 1980

by Tpooper69 April 16, 2015