cliterature

porn that rather than being shown as a picture or video is in text form and is described the the user

last night i was masturbating to some hot cliterature

by coxymoxy May 2, 2011

clittens

Kittens born to a cloned cat. (Coined by comedian Craig Ferguson on CBS's "The Late Late Show," 15 December 2006.)

What do you call a clone's kittens? Clittens?...Clittens! I'm such a cunning linguist.

by Mark Hertzog December 17, 2006

Clutterbug

One who excessively hoards, accumulates junk, or collects clutter.

Jon is a real clutterbug, his house is full of junk.

by moreorlessica June 1, 2009

Clittering

To rub, feel, or roll the ball on your blackberry as if it was a clitoris of a female. Can be used as a verb.

Yo Joe are you actually texting or are you just clittering?

by Ksmitts December 7, 2009

Clitterflick

The process of fucking a pussy

I really wanna clitterflick that chick over there

by Samngeoff May 22, 2009

cliterium

the female sexual criteria for a solid relationship, typically defining a partner's ability to stimulate orgasm.

My relationship with Frank is going really well, but he's not meeting my cliterium.

by Salty and Sore July 13, 2010

chitterchatcrap

Nonsense spoken from English people

Scott knew I spoke chitterchatcrap

by Mememersoniers July 27, 2023