Clit Saddle

The gap in the middle of one's moustache that grows no hair. Thus a saddle for the clit of a woman to ride on while receiving oral sex.
Toby likes to sit on my face and ride my clit saddle.
by Jax08 November 28, 2015
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Flappy clit

A phrase coined by a nabz when first asked what a clitoris was after claiming to have lost his virginity.

The flappy clit is a "flappy" hand movement that was clearly meant to imitate the labia of a woman which has now been turned into a dance move by DE scum.
by TurbanInYouKungPowChicken February 03, 2017
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toasted clit

When a female's clitoris absorbs an excessive amount of heat from friction during intercouse, usually a result of savage coitus
During intercourse:
Female to male: "You are going to have to stop, I cant go any more for I have a toasted clit"
by Clitsy Normas November 19, 2014
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Clit Down

Sexual intercourse where the female is the aggressor. The female is giving forcible aggressive sex to their partner.
Jenny: Last night I clit down Eric while Jeff was at work.
Ruth: Oh my, I bet he didn't stand a chance!
Jenny: You bet girl, I think I dislocated Eric's hips!
by Cyclops2 August 22, 2012
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sissy clit

An exceptionally small penis which resembles an enlarged clitoris. Used as a derogatory term for micropenis.
I don't know how Mike's wife gives him a blowjob. That sissy clit he has barely peeks out from between his legs!
by g.spell_omega April 30, 2015
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clit wilt

the polar opposite of sexual arousal; when something turns you off so severely that you can actually feel your clitoris shrinking back in revulsion. this is the female equivalent of a boner death.
oftentimes,
extreme narcissism -> instant clit wilt
by comatoasty July 03, 2011
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clit monger

A monger of clits, ie. a pimp.
someone who sells and buys women on the prostitution market.

Also, a type of swear word used in a friendly and joking fashion to friends

can also be called 'clit vendor' or 'clit salesman'
"Get outta hee, you fuckin' clit monger!"
by Bozman August 11, 2006
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