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Clamber Scudd

Meaning to have caught a sexually transmitted disease or infection, one that you can only get rid off by removing the infected body part.

It is also newly adopted name for a former british member of parliament previously known as Amber Rudd. She officially and legally adopted her new name Clamber Scudd by deed poll.

While speaking with reporter for the guardian, she declared "I have never identified with my given name, and as such have decided to take the name Clamber Scudd, as I feel it reflects my inner core and being. How the fuck I became an MP is beyond me but i'll ride the gravy train for as long as I can, and if I play my cards right, I might even land a job in the EU, if not at least I have a hefty pension and a load of brown envelopes"
¨Hey man, where's Crobynov at today?"

"He's at the clinic getting himself checked. He was tapping that Clamber Scudd last week and he's worried he might have caught something."
by standards drop as we get older September 7, 2019
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climmer

When you cut your skin to close while shaving your genital area.
Colgan caught a climmer this morning while shaving.
by mike quatatachia March 29, 2015
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climbed a tree

Describes a sophisticated series of foxy dance moves, too wild and peccable for the common hipster and most Italian dance floors. Even a disco fox runs the risk to get kicked out of a club.
Sebastian: "I Was thrown out of a techno club because I climbed a tree."
by Asianman3000 May 2, 2010
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climer

A person who climbs mountains. A climer is also really bad at spelling. Besides his inability to spell, he is one of the best people you will ever meet. He fun to be around and is a very tall and handsome guy.
Person 1: Do you see that person climbing the mountain.

Person 2: You can tell from here that he must be a climer.
by sir climer the great May 19, 2017
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Ice Climbers

One of the best characters in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. They have the best Grab/Punishing game out of the whole cast. One grab when both are present equals death.
M2K: 0MFG H4X0RZ 9B JUST 3 STOCKED ME WITH ICE CLIMBERS F*CKING CHAIN GRABS

9B: aisukuraimaa ga sugoi desu.
by IceGrabbers October 13, 2012
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Christian Climer

The lead guitarist of the band There For Tomorrow. Christian used to have long, pretty blonde hair but he cut it and dyed it brown. Christian has a lisp, stutter, and he's colorblind. He seems very ADD, funny, and nice. He's a total studmuffin and a badass guitarist.
Girl 1: "Can you believe Christian Climer cut his pretty hair?!"

Girl 2: "He looks so much sexier with it short."

Girl 1: "I guess..."
by RageFace September 27, 2009
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rope climbers elbow

When you are an active person and perform either of one of these activities, rock climbing, parkour, crossfit, military bootcamp or wall climbing, you are at risk of getting rope climbers elbow. Amongst one the worst pains know to man kind, rope climbers elbow can leave your forearms and hands useless, which may as well be substituted with stumps. Its a fuckup with your tendons and can feel like tennis elbow, but is actually an imbalance between the muscles in your forearm and bicep
"Hey Jim I saw on facebook you went rock climbing yesterday"
"Yeah I got rope climbers elbow from it and now I cant wipe my arse"

"What did you do at crossfit this week Judy?"
"I got my first rope climb this week"
"Oh wonderful, I hope you didn't get rope climbers elbow"
"I did and now I cant even change gears in my car"
by rekt@thebox June 10, 2016
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