carpet artist

The complimentary title you give your husband so that he will continue to perform his vacuuming duties.

I am endlessly astounded by your undying commitment to the craft, you are a true carpet artist!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019

Magic Carpet Fart

When someone performs putrid anal flatulence and it proceeds to hover in a particular vicinity of where the act of flatulence occurred.

"Dude! I can't stay in this room any longer, your magic carpet fart is killing me!"

by James Livitski December 21, 2007

carpet shark

A pet ferret.

Ferrets slink around down on your carpet and bite your feet as you walk, much like little sharks in your carpet. This is especially true if you have a very small ferret and very tall shag carpet.

My carpet shark is an albino. He also keeps hiding my keys in the mattress.

by MUCHAS SMOOCHES August 21, 2004

the carpet

A colloquial nickname given to the home ground of Arsenal Football Club. Located in Ashburton Grove, it is more widely known as the Emirates Stadium, for sponsorship reasons.

The term 'the carpet's is attributed to the stadium due to the exceptional quality of the grass as a playing surface.

Man 1: wa'gwanin this Saturday bruv?

Man 2: na'gwanin, just watching Arsenal at the Carpet bruvvv.

by HoldTightAsnee November 27, 2017

carpet matches the drapes

One's genital hair matches the color of the hair on one's head.

Even though she looks like she dyes her hair, the carpet matches the drapes on her.

by quamp March 24, 2007

Flying Carpet

When you are in a public place and have to take a shit really bad, but the toilet has piss all over it. So you have to bend over the toilet with out touching it, as if you were hovering over it on a flying carpet.

I was at the stadium watching the Chargers and had to take a shit, so I had to perform the flying carpet.

by Travis Mo Dogg February 21, 2009

carparked

slang for getting drunk

"what are you doing tonight?"
"i'm gunna get carparked!"

by jmsica March 18, 2009