cigarettes

(1) "Smoke my cigarettes. I should quit, I know. Maybe someday someone will see my worth, but until then, I'll do just fine with my cigarettes and this old dirt road".

2) If Jessica Harp of The Wreckers met me when she wrote the song "Cigarettes", she'd probably add, "Or Karen's ex-staff will see me in chemo. And, no, I don't smoke cloves like they did, either".
by Karen Stickney November 13, 2007
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Cigarette Abuse

When a person is smoking a cigarette and then leaves it on the edge of a table or in an ash try while it burns down to the filter.
"Chase you left your cigarette burning on the table! Come on man thats Cigarette Abuse." Smoking, Cigarettes, Smoke, Cigs, Ash Tray
by JCY60! December 09, 2013
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cigarette destructor

Somebody who is a true-blue total cigarette fiend -- that is, somebody who smokes way, way, WAY too many of these things.

"Destructor" because the act of lighting & smoking a cig quite literally destroys it.
Josh is a total cigarette destructor; he can destroy as many as eighty five of the little fuckers in a single day!
by Telephony February 21, 2013
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Buying Cigarettes

My daddy left, said he was "buying cigarettes." That was 7 years ago.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover August 07, 2018
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Kent Cigarettes

Kent Cigarettes, created in 1952 by Loillard, named after the company president, Herbert Kent, were the first smoke to have a filter. Kents became very popular among the rich and famous, includin' the coolest man to ever live, Dino Martin.
We all know that no cigarette was worthy of Dino Martin's use, but Kent Cigarettes was Dino's brand of choice.
by kentsmokerguy December 01, 2006
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Cigarette Beard

Achieving this attractive facial feature is usually only acquired by some of the most loathsome trailer trash the world has ever seen. Having a large grouping of cigarette burns around the facial hair area due to the smoker falling asleep while smoking laying down and causing severe burns in the shape of a beard and mustache after many painful years of waking up to find yet another burn for the beard..Many styles are known to exist.
Hillbilly Bob fell asleep that night with yet another cigarette in his mouth.The hum of the exhaust fan drown out his screams when he awoke to the smell of burning flesh and nicotine in the air..Luckily for him the burn filled in a spot in his hard earned cigarette beard.
by ogdemigod May 03, 2013
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Cigarette Position

Your partner lays down and you light their ass hairs on fire and inhale from their mouth
Broski me and Mrs.Martinez did cigarette position finally it was fire
by TheRealGeorgeFloyd420 December 05, 2020
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