Chronic Monkey Feet

The act of lighting a Tall-Bong by one's self using their feet to hold onto something to light the bong.

I was home alone and all I had to smoke out of was my 5 footer. So I used my Chronic monkey feet to light the Bong.

by The Party Starter June 7, 2010

chronic

1) very high-quality weed, generally with red hairs on it.
2) pertaining to a long-lasting medical condition.

From smoking too much chronic, Joe ended up with a chronic case of the shaky-shivers.

by Nick D April 28, 2003

choney

Looking or being stupid.

That girl is so choney!!

by Ohmg! November 27, 2006

West Virginia Chrome

Silver duct tape.

Herschel got West Virginia Chrome on his pickup truck.

by megnao flimpis July 13, 2003

Chronic Myspace User

Somebody who goes on their computer and the first thing they do is check their myspace to see if anything is new

They do this about oh I don't know maybe 30 times a day
This is also known as CMU. A chronic Myspace User when first tries myspace feels great but now A chronic just sits all day waiting for a reply on Myspace.

Don't get me wrong Myspace.com is a great website it's just I don't want to become a Chronic Myspace User

by Charlie Chaplin November 2, 2005

chronic masturbator

Someone wh masturbates all the time. they're probably addicted to it. doesn't necessarily have to

be a male, despite popular belief

"dylan what the fuck you doing in there"
"nothin..*thinks they're gone, violently faps*"
"dylan youre a fuckin chronic masturbator"

by long bong silvers October 29, 2018

Tennessee chrome

Duct tape. People in Tennessee use it to decorate and fix their cars and trucks the way other people use chrome to decorate their cars.

Cletus drives an old Ford pick up truck with plenty of Tennessee chrome on the outside . . . and on the inside, too. He uses it on his sofa, too.

by PMax March 10, 2008