Christian's Greasy Ass 

A greasy ass motherfucker who wears the same clothes every day, his middle name is James, he works at Pizza Hut, and he never showers. He is a human grease machine and is also known as Bitch Ass Butterbean.

Christian's Greasy Ass is a lying bitch, don't rely on him to save your life!!!

Christian's Greasy Ass by lefthandlover69 July 9, 2017

The Christmas Sweet 

send a bunch of bees inside his dickhole and order them to produce honey until christmas eve. during the handing out of presents you suck him off and let him sprinkle the cookies and cups of tea on the table. a magical moment. showstopper.

He won't let me do The Christmas Sweet with him.

He wants to spend christmas with Mary.

The Christmas Sweet by Krkič December 7, 2019

A Christmas Story Miracle 

When you take an icicle from the freezer stick it up your partner's vagina or anus then proceed to lick it. Thus becoming stuck like the kid from A Christmas Story.

Joey was triple dog dared to give Aggie a Christmas Story Miracle, he was stuck to her coochie for hours.

A Christmas Story Miracle by ModestAnus July 3, 2015

Christmas Stocking 

When a Pink Sock becomes infected and inflamed taking on green and red hues often resembling a traditional christmas stocking.

Man my Christmas Stocking is dripping something fierce!

Christmas Stocking by RightArmTOOL October 16, 2008

Christmas Spider 

The small harmless spiders that are commonly found on natural cut Christmas trees.

Sometimes can be a stow away spider that found its way to fake tree as well.

"Don't hurt the Christmas spider!"

"Christmas Spider's are our friends!"

"My family only found 3 Christmas spiders on our tree this year."

Christmas Spider by LunaCanzone August 20, 2009

christmas sheets 

when you finger or fuck a girl till she bleeds...all over yo green sheets

that girl gave me the christmas sheets sheets last nite

christmas sheets by dunnoman March 12, 2008

christmas sleeplessness

Trouble going to sleep on Christmas Eve

I have christmas sleeplessness every year.

christmas sleeplessness by ilovepresentsandtech December 23, 2013