Christ on a bicycle

Exclamation used when someone is surprised, upset, or is trying to make a point.

Christ on a bike! Did that guy's car just explode?

by Janis February 06, 2005

johnny christ

johnny christ the wicked bassist of avenged sevenfold! he is the third one but i think he is the last! i hope! he is super funny! and super sexy! he rocks!whoo!

johnny christ gets down with the hoes!

by rmf-shae- sparkie September 29, 2006

the passion of the christ

A film written and directed by Mel Gibson and starring his good friend Jesus.

A: I just saw "The Passion of the Christ"
B: I'd rather read the book
A: There's a book!?

by Alex Baldwin April 16, 2005

Christ on a cracker

An older Boomers way of saying, "What the fuck?"

Me: stubs my toe
Also me: "Christ on a Cracker"

by Jennni December 03, 2019

Christ Crispies

Communion is the rite that Christians perform in fulfilment of Jesus' instruction, recorded in the New Testament to do in memory of him what he did at his Last Supper. Jesus gave his disciples bread, saying "This is my body," and wine, saying "This is my blood." Christians generally recognize a special presence of Christ in this rite, though they differ about exactly how, where, and when Christ is present. The word "Eucharist" is also applied to the bread and wine consecrated in the course of the rite. The "Bread" is usually a thin small wafer that is unremarkable in taste and appearance. So to remedy this I came up with a tasty solution that will bring Jesus to the breakfast table.

Christ Crispies-
A bowl of communion wafers and milk. A balanced diet of nutrition and dogma! Provides 100% RDA of Vitamin JC. Kid tested Pope approved.

So I was stuck in church the other day and all they had to eat was Christ Crispies....

by GenChaos October 17, 2006

Kevin Christ

Also known as KO... Simply known as the best hockey payer ever to step foot on an ice surface. Hockey, dirtbiking, skiing, and ugly chicks is what he's about. But anything you say he'll one up.

Ryan: "Did you see that goal Crosby had last night?"
Kody: "Yeah! I was probly the greatest goal Iv ever seen"
Chids: "Oh yeah, well i can do that blindfolded while skating on my dick and shooting with my ears"
*every one walks away*
Anthony: "Whatta Kevin Christ"
Kody: " Yeah i hate him"

by PensA469 October 12, 2011

Christ Chex

Forgiveness in every bite

Christ chex the cereal of sinners

by Emily Southward October 17, 2003