Guy 1 hey babe want to go out.
Girl 1 Sure
Guy 2 wait no he is a nigerian chopsticks
Girl 1 eww im allergic to tomatos.
Girl 1 Sure
Guy 2 wait no he is a nigerian chopsticks
Girl 1 eww im allergic to tomatos.
by DjSalad September 6, 2019
Get the nigerian chopsticksmug. A tool not dissimilar to the hammer or sextant, created by those of the orient. It is often used to transfer food from one location to another (usually the mouth) as a replacement to using one's own hands.
Elizabeth had the discernible distinction of being both white in tone of skin and also being adept with a pair of chopsticks.
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by Literalblackpeople January 5, 2017
Get the Chopsticksmug. 
Behold, the legendary Chopstick King of Pearland—a man whose fingers move with the grace of a ballet dancer and the speed of a caffeinated squirrel. Known for his unmatched ability to pick up even the slipperiest noodles or the tiniest grains of rice, he rules the local sushi bars with an iron (or rather, bamboo) grip. His crown? A headband made of mismatched soy sauce packets. His royal decree? "Forks are for the faint of heart!" Whether it's taming unruly ramen or catching a runaway edamame, his chopstick prowess has turned him into a local icon and the stuff of dinner-table legends. Long live the Chopstick King—may his soy sauce always be plentiful, and his chopsticks never splinter!
1. "The Chopstick King of Pearland amazed the crowd by deftly catching a falling dumpling mid-air, earning a round of thunderous applause from nearby diners."
2. "Local sushi chefs tremble with excitement whenever the Chopstick King enters, knowing their creations are about to meet their match."
3. "With a flick of his wrist, the Chopstick King of Pearland plucked a stray wasabi pea from the floor, proving once again that no morsel is too small for his reign."
4. "It is said that the Chopstick King can split a sushi roll perfectly in half without so much as disturbing the seaweed wrap."
5. "Children in Pearland tell tales of the Chopstick King’s legendary duel with a slippery piece of sashimi, a battle he won effortlessly."
2. "Local sushi chefs tremble with excitement whenever the Chopstick King enters, knowing their creations are about to meet their match."
3. "With a flick of his wrist, the Chopstick King of Pearland plucked a stray wasabi pea from the floor, proving once again that no morsel is too small for his reign."
4. "It is said that the Chopstick King can split a sushi roll perfectly in half without so much as disturbing the seaweed wrap."
5. "Children in Pearland tell tales of the Chopstick King’s legendary duel with a slippery piece of sashimi, a battle he won effortlessly."
by Stinkystick Johnny March 20, 2025
Get the Chopstick King of Pearlandmug. by bigboy300303 May 23, 2024
Get the ChopStickmug. A chopstick lesbian is a person who controls the abilities of eating, she uses them to impress girls and eats pussy without chopsticks, but with her fingers. She might not be obviously gay but if you look twice, you will see the dirtiness in her eyes. For the first date she will ask you out to the asian snack house next door.
by chopstickx July 6, 2022
Get the Chopstick Lesbianmug. Sexy man with a beautiful face and vilimpcious lips. He’s going to marry brown hair girl from iraq. Anyone who is friends w him is so lucky
by Choppywoppyxx December 23, 2022
Get the Chopstickmug.