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chomp choad

When someone sucks your dick or in rare cases when you suck your own. Also know as; blowjob, getting head, bob the knob, etc.
Susie aint great looking but man can she chomp choad like a pro... no teeth and she gargles the #manmalt when shes done.
by p-ro August 7, 2018
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The Chomp Domp

A sexual maneuver only for those who are well experienced, The chomp domp is where you find a gnome chompski and strap on a preferably 10" plus dildo. Then with preferred sexual partner, proceed to fuck them furiously.
Yo me and my girlfriend just did the chomp domp and we cant walk straight anymore.
by StormerFPS December 20, 2018
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Sober Chomp

Eating out a girl who is drunk, but you on the other hand, are not.
“He gave her a sober chomp on New Year’s Eve
by Smellyfetus69 May 19, 2019
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chomp dick off

Person 1: hey there

Person 2: heyy *chomp dick off*
by Gaedicks69baeby May 22, 2019
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Chomp

A person not in the right mindset so the person makes immature and stupid decisions
Joe is a fucking chomp
by bossfamalan May 31, 2019
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Tweezer Chomp

Tweezer chomp is when you grab someone by the shaft of the penis and you shove the other hand up the ass hole and proceed to lift the person.
Kyle decided the tweezer chomp was the sexiest way to carry someone.
by Slender cooch December 3, 2019
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*chomp*

(verb) the face danni and jadyn make when something strange happens and they don’t know what else to do
danni-“look at what he’s doing”

jadyn-*chomp*
dani and jadyn-*wheezing*
by buttholeitch December 21, 2019
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