Your friend:
wanna play COD?
You: you mean the Children's Online Daycare?! only if we play offline.
Your friend: yeah I'm tired of those kindergarteners online!
You: How about we play some good halo or starwars battle front? Or pokemon?
Anything else is better! Heck even
checkers sounds better!
Your friend: CHECKERS?! I'LL BRING THE TREES!