cheese dick

One whose "member" has the properties of cheese, namely soft and easy to melt.

The president is a remarkable cheese dick.

by R. Snot August 29, 2003

terminal cheesecock

extreme dickcheese. Inspired by "terminal cheesecake", a brit band in the late 80's into the 90's.

John fucked sheep because women vomited at the smell of his terminal cheesecock

by cunole August 23, 2003

Cheese Dick

the guy driving in front of you whom refuses to pull away from a green light while yet no cars are coming.

*stop at red light*
*red light turns green*
"why isnt this car pulling out?"
*five mnutes go by*
WHY THE F*** AREN'T YOU MOVING, CHEESE DICK?!

by Lula12xoxox March 10, 2011

cheesestick

Term for the male penis.

Girl: Mmm, I'm hungry....for love.
Boy: Taste my cheesestick in your mouth

by Marinara Jizzem July 22, 2009

Cheese Dick

An extremely cheesy or corny person, who noramlly goes by the name "Paul" or last name "Guiliano." Cheese Dicks often appear genuinely funny at first but then turn out to be assholes. Cheese Dicks are easily identifiable by their dense coat of arm hair and balding head.

Hunter: "Damn, Mr. Guiliano is such a cheese dick!!!!"
Caroline: "I know right! Last week that fucking cheese dick preached about morals in History for almost and hour!!!!!!!!! You should've been there!"
Hunter: "Ugh, what a fucking cheese dick thing to do!"

by Oliver Poindexter November 13, 2011

cheese dick

A cheesy, arrogant dick head on ADV who is passive-aggressive and wants a piece of you, out of the blue.

Yater brought it on, but there wasn't much there. He is a cheese dick if there ever was one!

by BobFV1 January 10, 2008

cheese dick

an uncircumsized penis with a yeast infection.

he's got cheese dick.

by dick April 13, 2004