chaz spaz

A type of erection a paralyzed male gets. It's not fully hard (usually) and will frequently have a spasm causing the erection to bounce up and down.

Girl: (to paralyzed lover) Why's your hard on dancing, does it want it?
Guy: Fuck no, its just a damn chaz spaz.

by dylan w March 20, 2008

charro or 'chaz'

Former Olympic champion, immensely talented and modest individual, most noted for his impressive physique and athletic prowess, often mistaken for brad pitt, though this is undoubtedly because he was Brad's body double in the cinematic extravaganza 'Troy'.

"Hey is that Brad Pitt?"
"No its Chaz!"
"Jeez, i just can't tell those two guys apart!"

by achilles January 13, 2005

Chaz and the boys

A group of people usually 5 who plays at a pro level but play against people on the playground.

Dave: Hey who are they
Paul: that’s Chaz and the boys we should probably leave before they drop 100 points on us.

by Sickomode_or_MomBamba January 23, 2019

Chaz Faz

Bloody fat and ugly who can't get a chick but thinks he can

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

Chaz Bono 2 Step

When a drunk, 250 pound man-boy takes on a 140 pound girl in a fight. While simple math would result in the girl being overpowered, the fact that we are dealing with a man boy results in him getting a black eye, a mouthful of dirt, and pretending he can't remember it the next day.

Hey, did Nick try to rough up Sarah????

Well, he tried, but it just ended up being a Chaz Bono 2 step.

by toofatforwords October 26, 2011

Chaz

Chaz is the kindest and most handsome man you have ever met. He is really smart and intelligent.
He is quite but he is all ways thinking of something.

Oh, Hey is that Chaz.

by Daniel D 24/7 September 11, 2020

Chaz-Weiner

n(1). A person who lacks skill to do something
n(2). An item that is stupid
v(1). To do an action

n(1). Steve is such chaz-weiner that he can't even play Super Mario.
n(2). My airsoft gun is being a chaz-weiner.
v. Dude, Marko just chaz-weinered over that hole!

by Joshuel Boydee June 30, 2008