chafed

1. Occurs when the ass cheek buns rub together causing severe friction burn to the inner bum region. Usually occurs when crack is sweating and dries up very fast. A red burning sensation is felt.

2. Occurs when the ball bag rubs gainst the inner thigh causing the same red burning sensation mentioned above.

NOTE: Never put GoldBond powder on a chafed area. This will cause intense burning and make you what to rip your balls off.

I was fucking running hard from the cops last night but I got so chafed I had to run bow-legged and they caught me. SHHHIET!

by bt February 20, 2003

Caffeine

The only drug that isn't controlled without an age limit, and is the norm to be addicted to. I've suffered from caffeineism...no fun.

Person 1: Did you get your caffeine this morning?
Person 2: Nah, I'll just be legit and get some cocktails instead.

by idolfreak002 June 13, 2011

caffatigued

When you're tired enough to want to sleep, yet you're too caffeinated. An insomnia usually led on by high caffeine doses late at night.

Storm wanted to challenge Amber to a game of Scrabble, but she was too caffatigued

by solidussz October 30, 2007

caffeineaholic

someone who is highly addicted to caffeine and will go crazy if they go several days without it. they need caffeine like a alcoholic needs alcohol

Amber's a caffeineaholic; she needs rockstars and redbull. she went for days without caffeine i thought she would go crazy

by xxprplxhipposxx August 23, 2008

Caffrey Cup

While playing 10 cup beer pong, the Caffrey Cup is the cup in the exact middle of the rack. It came about in late 2007 when a young beer pong talent by the name of Sean Caffrey had a tendancy to hit the middle cup every first shot.

Some also say the sinking of the Caffrey cup on the first shot is the premonition of a guarenteed win, but that is debatable

--Dude, you hit the Caffrey cup every fuckin time.
--That's why they named it after me man.

by Anonymous-Plattsburgh, NY March 4, 2008

chafed penis

when you masturbate so much that your dick becomes flaky and peely.

My penis hurt because it was chafed after masturbating for the past 4 hours with sandpaper glued to my hands.

by www.howtobepunk.com January 7, 2005

caffeine nap

When you drink coffee or caffeinated soda, then take a nap, and when you wake up in 30 mins or an hour, the caffeine is just starting to work, so you're very awake.

Ah shit, I'm totally wiped out. I stayed up until 6am at that party.
Dude, here's some coffee. Take a caffeine nap.

by Notorious R.E.D. April 10, 2007