Christmas 

The day that your parents will threaten taking away all year. Good Luck getting through spring cleaning without getting it taken away.

IT. IS. CHRISTMAS!!

Christmas by cookiemons December 12, 2018

Christmas 

starts NOV 1 !

OCT 31 : Can’t wait till my Halloween party starts!

NOV 1 : All my Christmas decor is set up!

🤡

Christmas by el :) November 4, 2019

christmas 

a fat drunk man goes down your chimny leaves presents and eats all your rum and raisin old gold chocolate

what did you do at christmas?- i watched a fat stranger fall down the smoke hole in the roof.

christmas by ellatip November 4, 2019

Christmas 

The day dedicated to commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ.

It is set on December 25th. People often confuse the origin of that date with the birth of a sun god from a pagan religion, but it is just a coincidence and not the case.

December 25th was picked as Christmas day because it is 9 months away (March 25th) from the start of Virgin Mary's pregnancy (in the sixth month of Elizabeth's pregnancy with John the Baptist, according to Luke 1:26). It's also the reason why some church decided that Christmas is on January 6th, because they believe Virgin Mary start her pregnancy on April 6th.

"Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year."

Christmas by Haybrid November 7, 2019

Christmas 

they day where lonely people stay at home and shove their face with cookies while watching Christmas movies, pretending their loved by someone:(

friend: “Hey Maggie, what are you doing for Christmas?”
me: “Eating my feelings.”

Christmas by maggiesteber November 11, 2019

Christmas 

A complete and udder waist of time

why do we waist money on people, when we could waist it on ourselves on Christmas

Christmas by BigDragon33 December 31, 2019

christmas 

a time when many family members, including your great-great-aunt that you haven't seen for 12 months, all gather together to get stuff and eat food. whether you celebrate it for the religion or not, it's still nice to get presents. we're humans, we're greedy.

i hope i don't have to see my great-great-great-great-great-aunt-mary for christmas. she always makes raisin cookies that taste like raccoon fur.

christmas by thedefinitionofme May 6, 2020