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mexican cement truck

When a woman takes a steamy shit on am mans dick and is then then fucked by that dick.
Dude, your girlfriend took a huge mexican cement truck last night.
by Dr. Dickweed June 14, 2011
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Cock Cement

When a boy has not washed his penis for an extremely long time and the excess semen around the rim of his penis has formed a hard crust known as Cock Cement.
Boy: ''Oh babe your mouth is so soft''
Girl: ogfhadfhadhd
Boy:''This is brilliant''
*Girl releases her mouth from the genetalia*
WOW Barry you have a silly amount of Cock Cement on there!
by Barry Ballsack December 3, 2013
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dead horse cemetery

When, in a debate or argument, someone drags out <B>several</B> issues that happened quite some time ago and have been discussed ad nausium, ad infinitum, to the point were said arguments have become tired clichés (ie: many dead horses).

Th term is a parallel to Stephen King's Pet Cemetery, except with dead horses instead of pets, which keep rising from the grave for a fresh round of beatings.
Every time he has a complaint, he brings out the dead horse cemetery for another round of beatings, because he's butt hurt about things that happened 5 years ago.
by Obsidius February 22, 2008
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He was forced to eat cement when he was 6

Am I funny yet
Me: He was forced to eat cement when he was 6
Family: Why are you the way you are
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cement head

a condition felt upon arising (from being horizontal to vertical) in which your head feels like it is full of cement

caused by gastro-esphogial-reflux-disorder (GERD)-when the mist of refluxed stomach acids reach the sinus cavity thereby generating an excess of mucus to expel the foreign substance
Suzanne was tired of waking up every morning with cement head. She went to her doctor to learn why and he said that the condition is a result of GERD. He gave her a scrip for Nexium and the cement head went away.
by WordPak Revisited January 1, 2012
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Rubber Cement

An art tool more often used for getting high then actually glueing things. Also synonymous with brain cancer
How is your collage coming on?

Eh?

Dude, stop smelling the Rubber Cement
by Astram22 November 1, 2011
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