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Cellaholic

A person who is obsessed with their cell phone. Could never put it down. If their cell phone would go missing they will lose control of their emotions.
I have an employee that is a cellaholic, she just cant put her cell phone away!
by Caspa Marketing May 6, 2022
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Court Cells

The 'Court Cells' are a holding area for people who have been arrested and are waiting to see a judge before either being remanded or released from custody or for people already incarcerated or remanded who must see a judge for trial. You are transported there by a 'patty wagon' after spending the night at the police station or from a correctional facility/penitentiary.

It is an all concrete room with small concrete ledges to sit on where you are lumped in with a bunch of other guys who are also waiting to see a judge.

If you happen to be unlucky you may get beaten by hard headed gangsters who are feeling extra macho that day. It often takes forever to be released/processed and is the extremely boring part between either going to jail or being released. It is often a place for intense battles because it is a small concrete room and you can get put in there with anyone including rival gang members and if a fight breaks off it tends to get bloody as there is no where to go.

It is sometimes fun if you get a bunch of guys who like to joke around and do funny shit or if somebody sneaked in some chronic.
I finally got at this fucking punk who has been talking shit on the streets. I seen him in the court cells and beat his ass until the guards came in and maced me
by 306'sFinest March 7, 2011
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sad cells

ghetto Winnipeg term for solatary confinement
"Free Josh out them sad cells" -grace via kalan
by wilsoncooperakarickytrevor January 4, 2018
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Touchdowned the Cellphone

When one spikes their cellphone on the floor of the their providers store in protest over idiotic contracts, billing, service, etc.
Softbank won't unlock my phone after I finished paying the entire 2yr contract off so I Touchdowned the cellphone.

Sprint Charged me so much on my last bill I went to there store and touchdowned the cellphone.
by Unknown~Sailor January 23, 2013
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just a bunch of cells

We’re basically just a bunch of cells

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by Reid spenc August 8, 2019
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Cellphony

A person who walks around with a cell phone in their ear all the time. But in fact they are talking to nobody, trying to make themselves feel important. also see watch watcher
i can tell that guys not really talking to anyone on his cell. He is so cellphony!
by brett calvin September 28, 2006
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cellish

The mixture of English and cell based texting. All commonly accepted abreviations or slang during texting. "Bad cellish" is when your word anticipator plugs in the wrong word, and the receiver gets the wrong meaning.
My cellish is not as good as I want it to be....

Cellish: ur 2 awake b4 noon.
Bad Cellish: when you meant to send "Fuck", but send "dual" instead, or "usual" when you meant "truck"
by OriginalThomas March 4, 2009
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