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astronaut

A sexual position where the girl is hanging upside with those space boots ,that the astronauts use to sleep and what not, while hanging upside down she is giving you head and you are wearing a space helm and right when you brick you scream at the top of your lungs "blast off!"
Me: Last night i astronaut ed my girlfriend
You: Oh? how was that?
Me: It was terrific, i was wearing a space helmet.
by Tune It October 25, 2007
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French Astronaut

The French Astronaut is when a man sticks his balls between a woman's butt cheeks while another sucks his dick.
"Man I totally gave those two chicks a ride on the French Astronaut last night!
by Hoohoodilli January 20, 2011
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ASTRONAUT

Filthy, most hated, tang addicted gravity haters. Astro-nazis covered in astro juice. Lowest scum of the earth, if they don't like our planet they should just leave forever. Having their moon cheese babies and eating all of their meals upside down. Watch out they will stick an American flag in you!
"Why, one of those astronauts moved into my neighborhood not too long ago, and simultaneously all of the leaves started changing color and falling off the trees."

"Was that in October?"

"September-October."
by Ass Pennies April 3, 2008
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Astronaut

When a fine stoner places a bag over their head and sticks a joint smoker into the bottom filling it with smoke.
Logical Person: Why does he have a bag over his head, he might suffocate!

Stoner: He's doing an astronaut, your supposed to suffocate.
by NonsenseNinja November 21, 2015
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astronaut food

A person in a relationship who is being used for sex, friendship or comfort without receiving affection or love in return. Often, the non-astronaut food party is in an unhappy relationship.
The term refers to the packets of food astronauts use for nourishment without any taste or satisfaction.
The term comes from the book "You Don't Love Me Yet" by Jonathan Lethem.
She realized she was only his astronaut food, and didn't mean anything to him.
by xxxtine March 30, 2007
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astronaut

A word small children use in place of the word "ass"
God, he is such an jack astronaut sometimes.
by Gerbilweebies February 25, 2005
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Astronaut

An adjective for some thing fake or stupid like the moon landing
Man that girl is astronaut. She is so shallow to everyone
by Astronaut123 March 3, 2021
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