Capecing

To do Capecing, you must have a following of cult members who are brainwashed in to thinking everything you do is right, and must accuse other people of things then taunting them from it, but also at the same time act like you are supreme and doing no wrong, the main key to Capecing is to play a sport, act like you are the toughest dude around and instigate fights between other people.

"That dude Anthony over there is Capecing so hard!"

by Sir Battletoad May 31, 2015

Carpet Sexual

Being physically attracted to a carpet

The carpet sexual made sweet love to the dark gray carpet

by Ayurpjurp May 29, 2019

Hairy Carpet

someone (normaly a woman) who has a lot of pubic hair.

"man, that bitch's hairy carpet was crazy!"

by Smexalicious October 21, 2009

red carpet

The pubic hair of a red headed woman.

"He thinks he's getting inside? Please, Bonnie's red carpet is VIP only."

by Veronica Veil May 19, 2008

carpe manana

The New Mexican saying derived from "carpe diem". Carpe manana in english is "seize tommarow" expressing the states laid back attitude.

I take it slow for my motto is carpe manana.

by milkshake March 26, 2005

carpe cheese

literally, "seize the cheese". Used to embrace cheesy moments and phrases.

guy : I can be your hero, baby, you can take my breath away.
girl : awww, carpe cheese!

by habamttons January 31, 2007

carpenter's macarena

Looking like a line dancer at a wedding, the act of a carpenter looking for a pencil, putting his/her hands behind both ears, then both shirt pockets, then both front pants pockets, then both back pockets, then spinning in a circle looking on the floor, scratch top of head...repeat.

Billy looked like he was doing the carpenter's macarena, looking for his pencil.

by dacabinator December 6, 2007