cardboard patriot

A conservative who acts like a patriot and thinks he's a patriot, but whines about someone who doesn't stand for the US National Anthem. Cardboard patriots completely ignore a person's freedom to do whatever they'd like during the playing of the national anthem.

Look at all the cardboard patriots whining about the NFL players kneeling for the anthem

by cup_of_STFU October 27, 2017

cardboard box

a usefull, all-cardboard box serving as a home for a bum

"man his cardboard box is mad comfy!"

by bobb February 5, 2003

cardboard crotch

When jizz has dried on the crotch of your underwear, leaving the material as stiff as cardboard

"Is this pair of boxers clean?" *feels* "Nope. It's got cardboard crotch."

by thefunkychicken May 3, 2009

Cardboard box

A small or large container made from cardboard.

my house! find me behind 711.

by I have seen the promise land April 11, 2003

Cardboard Classic

Specifically, when a person or persons do something standard, pre-destined, or downtright natural to their character resulting in often humourous or extreme concequences.

Cosmo: Man, Noemie just slapped that bouncer in the face!
Harky: Wha?!! ha ha Cardboard Classic man, she's getting bounced... I'll get her shoes.

or

Orlando: Oh S**t! what you gonna drop on that deck next Harky?
Harky: Man, watch this tune, it's a Cardboard Classic, everyone's gonna go off

by Harkyharky February 27, 2008

Cardboard box

a cardbored box is a house for a bhum or it can store use and unuseful junk in it

im a bhum and i live in a box or can i put a tiolet roll in the cardboard box

by dice22 August 23, 2003

cardboard tube samurai

brave samurai with one of the most deadliest weapons forged.will risk his life for anything even to save a pig.

why did that samurai risk his own life for that of a pig? because he can.

by angry s March 8, 2003