caned

Really off your head on alcohol or (esp.) drugs

Man I got proper caned off that K last night

by piffy June 12, 2003

caked on

usually when someone puts on waay too much facial makeup.

"dude. did you see that bitches makeup? that shit looked caked on."

by katiex0xb January 7, 2009

canker

A painful white, or sometimes red bump in your mouth. You might get them on the inside of your lips, the inside of your cheeks, or anywhere in your gums. They're normally caused by putting something dirty in your mouth, such as keys, or simply putting money in your mouth (nickles, quaters, dimes etc.) or even not washing your fruits! These things usally last for 1 or 2 weeks. It heals better if you don't put any treatment on it. But try advil to reduce the pain.

Oh damn, i shouldnt've eaten that un-washed apple! I think i got a canker.

by charlotte45 December 31, 2006

cacked

1. Completely fucked. Totally screwed up, broken, shit.

2. To be "cacked". or covered, and completely fucked because of it.

1. "Goddamnit, this computer is completely cacked."

2. "HAHAHA You fell over and landed in pig shit, you're cacked with shit!"

by distortion November 7, 2003

caned

To be caned -to be beaten at something by a large amount.
To cane - to beat by a lot, win by large amount.

Obama caned that election.

by rolleson March 18, 2009

cacked

The act of finishing a bowl of marijuana.

"Hey man, give me a rip."
"Sorry, but it's cacked."

by AlexFB September 5, 2008

chanked

Broken, smashed, damaged, no longer working (properly).

My computer crashed last night and when I went to reboot, the whole thing was chanked.

by deecee September 12, 2005