butter my back and call me a biscuit

Something to be said when some thing completely and utterly random happens/is said.

Duncan: "Hey, do guys seen my chocolate salamander?"
Fandango: "Well butter my back and call me a biscuit!"

by Zorgithatoob November 27, 2010

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Lick my balls and call me Skippy

A term of great surprise, usually yelled and used without conscious thought.

Normal:What you get on your test retard

Retard: An A+

Normal:LICK MY BALLS AND CALL ME SKIPPY!!!

by chucknorrisx10000000 September 06, 2010

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Guy: will you go out with me?
Girl:No
Guy:Shoot me in the head and call me David

by Clorox_Bleach April 26, 2016

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When someone is having a really shitty day, they use this expression.

Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

Person 2: Excuse me. Say that again, this time, imma grab my nutsack so hard that my eyes pop out of my head.

Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

by Dayday2001 January 07, 2019

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Phrase used to express the highest amount of disbelief, suprise or awe. Even more suprised than the speechless stage. See also fuck me sideways

Guy #1: I just chopped my nuts off with a hatchet!!

Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!

Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!

by hezza08 October 20, 2008

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Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin, that's a good lookin' rig.

by tradieaustralian July 09, 2018

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A saying to express that you have been absolutely juked, betrayed and or outsmarted.

Jason: "You look like a saggy ballsack"
Brad: "no u"
Jason: "Paint me green and call me a cucumber you fucker-"

by lemonheaded May 20, 2022

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