Calum

A lovely guy and an amazing gentleman. Has time for anybody they know and is the kindest person you will ever meet. They are extremely good looking and any woman they find are lucky to have them. Calum's usually have massive penis's and love to satisfy there woman.

I met Calum last night he's such a gentleman and amazing in bed

by DepressoExpresso123456789 December 1, 2020

Calumed

A thin layer of pre-cum layering your underwear.

Jesus was disappointed when Calum Calumed in his pants.

by precoom February 23, 2021

Dirty Calum

The one mate who cheats on his misses with a girl he’s just met

Fuck you’ve pulled a dirty calum now

by Frodoslaggins April 19, 2020

calum murray

The king

Calum Murray is the king

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

calumn

a weird boy he can freak you out at times he called a boy sally the other day if you ever come across this boy do not be alarmed just dont make conversation with him and he may not speak to you arrrrr hes rite next to me

woah look at the size of him oh no its calumn jackson shiiiiiiiit runnnnnnnnnnnnn

by xxxxxxxxxkirstyxxxxxxxxxxxx December 14, 2008

Calum Rance

Someone who is amazingly good looking, talented, has all the things he wants and is the badgers nadgers. woman chase him and cant get enough, dont know why he isnt a celebrity...

Woah, that Calum Rance is the badgers nadgers!

by Caaaaaal October 26, 2012

✨Feeling Calum✨

Definition: When you wanna throw you phone across the room, but can't because you're flat out broke. So, you go cry from the fucking frustration. And that's we like to call ✨feeling calum✨

More details: "Money" by Aussie band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, is indeed the theam song to ✨feeling calum✨

✨Feeling Calum✨ defined:
Person one: I feel very fusturated *ugh* I wanna destroy something.

Person two: So...? Throw your phone.
Person one: Well, I can't. I don't have money to replace my phone.
Person two: Oh, no! Don't cry, I don't want you to feel calum :((

by Fakebetch_Revenge November 4, 2020