Caillou-Flavored

It means bald, because Caillou is bald. If you are talking to a weeaboo/japanophile, you can say Saitama-flavored, because of the famous bald anime character, saitama from One Punch Man

person1: hey before you meet my uncle, i should let you know, he;s Caillou-flavored

by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom June 9, 2019

Caillou

A bald child in a Canadian television show, which thank god got cancelled. Caillou bullies other children, physically harms his parents, and probably swore in a deleted episode. Caillou is a great example for children of all ages! Watch Caillou today! (Wait it is deleted)

Mom: Caillou, time for dinner!
Caillou: The heck it isn’t idiot. I’m play with my dinos, now do die in a hole.

by Nekedmolerat September 27, 2021

Caillou

A fictional kid every user of GoAnimate/Vyond worships.

Caillou's dad: CAILLOU, YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 32048320948320948320948320934823094 YEARS, GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!
Caillou: Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!

by Itz KittyPinkiez August 27, 2024

Caillou

He’s bald

Caillous a baldie

by 8bitpotato1216 September 8, 2021

Caillou

A tortured child whose parents refuse him everything he asks for just to watch him cry and suffer psychologically, and to then give him a tiny bit of what he asked for just to calm him down and regain his trust without complying to his initial demand, feeling superior, and be able to repeat the cycle of abuse.

-This sub's bjs rock!

-Yeah, I know, he's a Caillou.

by comadot February 23, 2025

Caillou

Something even Jesus wouldn't forgive.

I want to dropkick that abomination of a child that is called Caillou and blame it on his parents.

by HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA September 8, 2022

Caillou

The worst show ever

It’s the worst show ever it’s called Caillou

by Rainbowboiii June 2, 2023